... and to prevent myself from thinking too much
and dying from boredom,
i had to come up with this list
for reference
as to how i can spend my chinese new year holidays fruitfully.
starting from:

eve:
gym
clean up my room
watch some DVDs
watch the mediacorp cny countdown to see if it's 
as painful as the christmas/new year one.

1st day:
work
movie
possibly a ( Read more... )

楼下
又是另一家办丧的。
同样的地点，
不同的白衣蓝裤，
不同的人群，
不同的人躺在里面
安祥。
经过那太熟悉的景象，
触景生情。

他们都嚷着
“阿麽，来拿大屋子了！”

it's for my work,

but i've got the following titles on rent until 20th feb.

let me know if you'd like to watch them too.

sigh~ lonely new year..

I Not Stupid 2
Talking Cock the Movie
Homerun
The Best Bet
Mee Pok Man
12 Storeys

2007年1月24日

当事人陈天送当天2点23分，到勿洛南31街的升美超市买了两罐罐头梨，准备做杂果甜点。怎知买回家之后，将一罐罐头梨打开之后，赫然发现里头竟然装着呈黄色、边缘略带点青色，肉质油嫩的鳄梨。陈氏马上再察看罐头标签，确定了罐头标签上的的确确绘有呈乳白色、卖相味美多汁的梨的图画，上面还写着“双喜牌100%甜嫩多汁中国梨”。为何里头会装着毫无半点汁水的鳄梨呢？
据陈天送所说，他在3点09分再打开另外一罐罐头梨，不出他所料，又是一罐绘有呈乳白色、卖相味美多汁的梨的图画，上面还写着“双喜牌100%甜嫩多汁中国梨”，实际上却装着鳄梨的果肉。
陈天送踌躇了半天，决定尝一尝罐头里面的鳄梨，不料又是一个惊喜。陈天送发誓说，罐头里面，也就是他刚打开的那两个罐头里面装着的鳄梨，吃起来竟带梨的味道。 ( Read more... )

打开那角落的柜子，
发现装着酱清的瓶子，
瓶口的周围
发霉了。
旧旧的，
好像一个驼背弯腰的老人，
孤零零地住在一个窄小的鸽子洞政府组屋，
那霉，
陈腐得很，
我不敢直视酱清瓶子老人，
他的岁月令人嫉妒，
连他孤零零的，
也有机会长白头发。
我把他静悄悄地放回柜里的原处，
等他成为陈年佳酿时，
才来收尸。

饭锅大妈不翼而飞。
潜逃日期我大概懂得，
帮凶我也心知肚明，
我只是不知道饭锅大妈的下落在哪里。
现在在哪里？
她不在原处
孕育着，
孵出一粒粒香喷喷热腾腾的米饭，
跑到哪里干嘛去？
哦，
原来她又好一段时期，
好长的一段时期，
饿着肚子，
不知所措。
没有生米的孽
哪来熟饭的果？
所以饭锅大妈才会卷起铺盖，
潜逃到某一个阴暗处，
乞讨一次人工受孕的温暖。

呵呵。
全是空荡无人的迹象，
但明明是有人住的。
为何会有腐朽老化？
原来，
用这些材料和东西的人，
已经不在了。

i'm planning a trip to taiwan
during the first half of july
for my low budget grad trip.

anybody keen to come along?

"urgh urgh urgh~"
"yea..."
"u like it u bitch?"
"urgghh, oh god~"
"u want me to pull your hair?"
"yea, pull my hair!"
"yyeeeaaaaaa"
"call me slut"

this came out from fast food nation,
and probably aroused more attention
than the visual sex scenes amongst the movie goers.
why?
cos the above was audio only,
coming out from a tv set,
back facing the camera,
and were ( Read more... )

you know it reflects badly on the lecturer
and of course, how hard up for good grades the students
in a certain faculty are
when the lecturer
tells u right in the first tutorial
that you've gotta work hard even though
the grades for this module don't count towards your degree classification.
i mean,
no good lecturers tell that to the student.
the fact that ( Read more... )

nyay! i got the shift timetable for february!
*looks through*
ok.
18th feb.
ok.
now wait.

isn't that the first day of chinese new year?
cool.
morning somemore.
first time.
too many first times this coming lunar new year.
guess i can't spend time distilling my thoughts.

i read dance dance dance
and norwegian wood
just in time before the due date,
and got
sputnik sweetheart
for exchange.

:D

but i so hate the repetitive sex scenes in his book.