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[runroundnaked]

2007年1月24日

当事人陈天送当天2点23分，到勿洛南31街的升美超市买了两罐罐头梨，准备做杂果甜点。怎知买回家之后，将一罐罐头梨打开之后，赫然发现里头竟然装着呈黄色、边缘略带点青色，肉质油嫩的鳄梨。陈氏马上再察看罐头标签，确定了罐头标签上的的确确绘有呈乳白色、卖相味美多汁的梨的图画，上面还写着“双喜牌100%甜嫩多汁中国梨”。为何里头会装着毫无半点汁水的鳄梨呢？
据陈天送所说，他在3点09分再打开另外一罐罐头梨，不出他所料，又是一罐绘有呈乳白色、卖相味美多汁的梨的图画，上面还写着“双喜牌100%甜嫩多汁中国梨”，实际上却装着鳄梨的果肉。
陈天送踌躇了半天，决定尝一尝罐头里面的鳄梨，不料又是一个惊喜。陈天送发誓说，罐头里面，也就是他刚打开的那两个罐头里面装着的鳄梨，吃起来竟带梨的味道。

Comments

[wordsofweetzdom]

wa. too cheem.

is this about pears and canned pineapples. is this real story? :)

[runroundnaked]

thanks for even bothering to read.. haha.
it's about a man who buys two cans of pear but they turned out to be two cans of avocado, despite the obvious can label that said 100% pears.
funny thing is, the canned avocado tastes like pears.
the man then embarks on a fictional journey...