We're lost.

We are not lost!

Let me look at the map.

We don't need a map! I know which way the mountains are!

Yeah! Mountains! There are many of them! And even if we climbed to the top how would we find your dragon?

Shut up! It'll work. And he's not my Dragon he's Hiccup's dragon. We just gotta keep him safe till Hiccup gets here.

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...I don't like the city.

You've barely been here a day.

Yeah but all day long people have been yellin' at me, and that thing attacked me...

That was a car, you were jaywalking.

And it screamed at me so I stabbed it!

You shoved a spear through the hood.

Then the driver got out and started throwing those fireballs at us.

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A freaking flower?!

Oh get over it.

I hate flowers! All weak and soft and colorful! Stupid useless flowers!

There's gotta be some reason there's a flower on your D-comm girly. I bet you're hiding a love of pansy's.

You wanna die?

Bring it on! Everyone knows that girls can't fight worth dirt.

OH YOU ARE SO DEAD!

[sounds of a scuffle, some screaming]

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