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May 11, 2010 07:41

...I don't like the city.

You've barely been here a day.

Yeah but all day long people have been yellin' at me, and that thing attacked me...

That was a car, you were jaywalking.

And it screamed at me so I stabbed it!

You shoved a spear through the hood.

Then the driver got out and started throwing those fireballs at us.

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a few decades behind, technoretarded, country girl, ends in violence

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whoshotsherlock May 11 2010, 15:40:02 UTC
Whoa... some one's having a hard time settling in. You uh... need a hand there?

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ruffntumblenut May 11 2010, 20:50:10 UTC
No!

Yes.

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whoshotsherlock May 11 2010, 22:02:10 UTC
It's okay to admit when you need a little help, yehknow.

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ruffntumblenut May 11 2010, 22:09:32 UTC
I don't need help!

Yes you do.

[The sound of automatic sprinklers flicking on]

AHHH! What in the name of Odin?!

Mwhahahahaha!

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carrotsandmusic May 11 2010, 18:40:07 UTC
....

COOOOOOOOOOL!

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ruffntumblenut May 11 2010, 20:50:25 UTC
...what?

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destroyed_voice May 11 2010, 22:41:58 UTC
Wow, uh...
You stabbed a car? Are you... serious?

Wah.

Now there's something I wish I'd seen.

Nyaha! Heather wants to stab a car!

I-it's not that I want to, Terriermon... Ugh. Forget it.

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ruffntumblenut May 11 2010, 22:54:32 UTC
It came right at me and made that awful noise!

It's not a monster you know it's just a machine.

...a what?

Oi vey.

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destroyed_voice May 11 2010, 23:04:48 UTC
Heh. I'd stab it too if it was about to hit me.

You would, Heather? But it's just a car, you silly!!

Hmph...

A-an' this tamer doesn't know what a machine is, Heather? Can ya believe it?! Nyaha~

Hey. Don't be rude.
... According to that one girl, all sorts of people show up here. Maybe it's someone who comes from a place with limited technology...?

... Boo, you're no fun, Heatherrrrr.

Well...? Am I right? [Completely deadpan, this one.]

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ruffntumblenut May 11 2010, 23:09:38 UTC
Techwhat? Loogy?

Bwahahhaah!

Shut up! [WHAM!]

OW! Sheesh, crazy Viking!

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