"D'you know why I pulled you over, sir?"
"You pulled me over? Oh, see, I was actually pulling myself over, I hadn't had the faintest idea you were interested in speaking to me until you stepped up here."
"Sir. You were doing 85 in a 35 zone."
"I was? Really? Are you sure?"
"You were driving this car, weren't you? That…lady with you wasn't
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