[Terezi stumbles wearily out of the catacombs and takes a second to sniff her surroundings before giving a weak but triumphant cackle. Her trusty nose has lead her back to the surface. Exactly what she intended! Just like she intended to recieve the battle wounds she's now sporting to her arms and legs. All in the name of justice! She turns on her
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stepping back there seems to possibly be the dumbest fucking idea ever.
get away from that place,
and return to your hive,
like anyone with a fucking functional think pan would.
[Hello, this is Signless, he'll just casually order you around now. Kthnx.]
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OR 1F 1T 1S 1T 1S NOT 1RONY WORTHY OF TH3 M4ST3R OF 1RONY TH4T 1S D4V3 STR1D3R
YOU 4R3 NOT K4RK4T 31TH3R BUT YOU TYP3 1N SUCH 4 D3L1C1OUS R3D
1NV3ST1G4T1NG TH3 C4T4COMBS C4N W41T!
TH1S 1S 4 MUCH MOR3 PR3SS1NG M4TTER
YOUR T3XT 1S MUCH MOR3 D3L1C1OUS TH3N TH3Y 4R3 4NYW4Y >:\
SO 1F YOU 4R3 NOT D4V3
4ND YOU 4R3 NOT K4RK4T
WHO 4R3 YOU >:?
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YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT!
[Terezi is the first person to NOT call him Dave, this deserves a reward.]
you may call me signless.
i am the ancestor of the little yappy grubfucker you call karkat.
now explain to me what all this 'delicious' h69fbeast manure is.
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4NOTH3R C4S3 3XP3RTLY SOLV3D >:]
YOU 4R3 CL34RLY V3RY S1M1L4R TO K4RK4T
3XC3PT YOU 4R3 NOT 4 STUP1D WR1GGL3R WHO CONST4NTLY H1D3S H1S BLOOD COLOR
TH4T 1S WH4T M4K3S YOU TH3 4NC3STOR 4ND H1M TH3 DUMB WR1GGL3R!
3V3RYTH1NG 1S D3L1C1OUS TO M3
1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG TOO OR 1 WOULD B3 TOT4LLY CLU3L3SS
1 C4N R34D YOUR T4STY R3D T3XT R1GHT NOW B3C4US3 1 C4N SM3LL 1T
1T 1S 4 V3RY D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY CH3RRY R3D!
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Terezi, please go back to your Hive. Karkat will be worried, I'm sure.
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[It's sort of hard not to notice the glowing, even when she can't see it.] You smell very...bright today!
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Ah. You've noticed. Yes, I've just returned after about a week's break. It's been a lovely trip, really.
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That is good to hear! This latest investigation was very enjoyable too! I guess I will just have to save investigating it further for another day. [Sigh. Why do you ruin all her fun Kanaya?]
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woah
you really are gray
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1T 1S TH3 TRU3 M4ST3R OF COOL
TH3 COOL3ST COOLK1D 1N RUBY C1TY >8]
1 W4S WOND3R1NG WH3N YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO SHOW UP 4G41N
YOU SHOULD H4V3 W41T3D UNT1L 1 W4S F1N1SH3D W1TH MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON D4V3
1 COULD NOT W3LCOM3 YOU TO RUBY C1TY PROP3RLY!
TH4T 1S B4D LUCK D4V3
4ND DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS
1T M34NS YOU W1LL L34V3 RUBY C1TY 4G41N
TH4T 1S NOT COOL D4V3
1N F4CT 1T 1S TH3 OPPOS1T3 OF COOL
1T 1S L4M3!!
TH4T 1S WHY TH1S T1M3 W3 4R3 GO1NG TO D3FY LUCK
WHO C4R3S 4BOUT 1T 4NYW4Y
1 DON'T!
TH1S T1M3 YOU W1LL ST4Y H3R3 1N RUBY C1TY 4ND RUBY C1TY W1LL B3 TH3 COOL3ST PL4C3 3V3R B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 H3R3
4LSO 1 DO NOT 4PPR3C14T3 TH4T COMM3NT D4V3
K4RK4T 1S TH3 BOR1NG GR4Y ON3!
BUT 1 4M NOT P1NK 4ND FL3SHY L1K3 YOU HUM4NS 4R3 TH4T 1S FOR SUR3
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keepin the ladies waiting
so uncool
[ no spark or bite. ]
hey tz
putting all of this banter aside for a moment
i have a question to ask
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1T 1S NOT V3RY COOL 4T 4LL!
BUT 1 W1LL FORG1V3 YOU JUST TH1S ONC3
B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 MY F4VOR1T3 COOL K1D >:]
4 QU3ST1ON >:?
WH4T SORT OF QU3ST1ON
1 4M SORRY D4V3 BUT 1F TH1S 1S 4BOUT ROM4NC3 1 W1LL H4V3 TO R3FUS3 YOU
4T L34ST 1F 1T 1S OF TH3 FLUSH3D V4R13TY!
1 KNOW MY CH4RMS 4R3 H4RD TO R3S1ST BUT YOU W1LL H4V3 TO R3STR41N YOURS3LF
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To be honest I think I'll go less now though, because well, I'm pretty sure there isn't much t-to find there, like, I think it might just be a bunch of hallways, uhhh, put there purposely t-to get us stuck...
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There is always something to find! Besides, those catacombs have the scent of mystery about them! I am positive there is something inside them and I will be the one to find it!
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Um...
But if you really want to continue excavating down there, I guess you can? I mean, I'm, not going to tell you not to, or uh, anything.
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I will! I am not nearly finished with the catacombs yet! I think I will put off my valiant investigation until later though. I am not sure how long it has been, but I am sure there is a lot that I need to catch up on!
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