7th Trial ♎ [Video/Action]
[Terezi stumbles wearily out of the catacombs and takes a second to sniff her surroundings before giving a weak but triumphant cackle. Her trusty nose has lead her back to the surface. Exactly what she intended! Just like she intended to recieve the battle wounds she's now sporting to her arms and legs. All in the name of justice! She turns on her
( Read more... )
stepping back there seems to possibly be the dumbest fucking idea ever.
get away from that place,
and return to your hive,
like anyone with a fucking functional think pan would.
[Hello, this is Signless, he'll just casually order you around now. Kthnx.]
Reply
OR 1F 1T 1S 1T 1S NOT 1RONY WORTHY OF TH3 M4ST3R OF 1RONY TH4T 1S D4V3 STR1D3R
YOU 4R3 NOT K4RK4T 31TH3R BUT YOU TYP3 1N SUCH 4 D3L1C1OUS R3D
1NV3ST1G4T1NG TH3 C4T4COMBS C4N W41T!
TH1S 1S 4 MUCH MOR3 PR3SS1NG M4TTER
YOUR T3XT 1S MUCH MOR3 D3L1C1OUS TH3N TH3Y 4R3 4NYW4Y >:\
SO 1F YOU 4R3 NOT D4V3
4ND YOU 4R3 NOT K4RK4T
WHO 4R3 YOU >:?
Reply
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT!
[Terezi is the first person to NOT call him Dave, this deserves a reward.]
you may call me signless.
i am the ancestor of the little yappy grubfucker you call karkat.
now explain to me what all this 'delicious' h69fbeast manure is.
Reply
4NOTH3R C4S3 3XP3RTLY SOLV3D >:]
YOU 4R3 CL34RLY V3RY S1M1L4R TO K4RK4T
3XC3PT YOU 4R3 NOT 4 STUP1D WR1GGL3R WHO CONST4NTLY H1D3S H1S BLOOD COLOR
TH4T 1S WH4T M4K3S YOU TH3 4NC3STOR 4ND H1M TH3 DUMB WR1GGL3R!
3V3RYTH1NG 1S D3L1C1OUS TO M3
1T 1S 4 GOOD TH1NG TOO OR 1 WOULD B3 TOT4LLY CLU3L3SS
1 C4N R34D YOUR T4STY R3D T3XT R1GHT NOW B3C4US3 1 C4N SM3LL 1T
1T 1S 4 V3RY D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY CH3RRY R3D!
Reply
but the big difference between me and him is that
i do not have an underdeveloped and rotting think pan,
i do not pointlessly flap my facegash and produce screechy noises at those who intend to help me
AND I AM NOT THE SINGLE MOST UNGRATEFUL GRUBSNIFFER ON ANY SIDE OF THE RAIN69W STAINED CESSP69L THAT IS ALTERNIA,
YANKING MY BULGE A69UT, WHISPERING SOFT WORDS OF HATE TO MYSELF,
COMPETING FOR FIRST PRIZE IN THE ROYAL FUCKASSERY CONTEST, WITH NO COMPETITION!
but at the very least i am not the only one who understands this.
[Frustration aside, he does like the little brat.]
setting aside my outburst, and idiot offspring,
i can assume that you're blind,
as no one with working ocular globes would read with their nose.
Reply
1 TH1NK TH4T 1S TH3 B3ST D3SCR1PT1ON OF K4RKL3S 1 H4V3 3V3R H34RD!
1 DO NOT S33 WHY H3 N33DS TO H4T3 H1MS3LF SO MUCH
H3 4LR34DY H4S 4 K1SM3S1S SO 1T 1S SORT OF PO1NTL3SS >:/
YOU W1LL JUST H4V3 TO T34CH H1M TO B3 MOR3 L1K3 YOU
1 H4V3 B33N TRY1NG FOR3V3R TO G3T H1M TO 4CC3PT H1S BLOOD COLOR 4ND TH3 W4Y H3 1S
BUT H3 1S JUST TOO STUBBORN >:[
YOU M1GHT H4V3 MOR3 SUCC3SS!
Y3S
WH4T 4N 3XP3RT D3DUCT1ON!
1 4LSO US3 MY TONGU3 SOM3T1M3S B3C4US3 3V3RYTH1NG 1S SO T4STY 1 C4NNOT R3S1ST
Reply
Leave a comment