D--> Since when are you the leader of anything D--> You don't even have the courage to type in your b100d color D--> Why should anyone pay attention to you
HEY ASSHOLE I'M YOUR FUCKING LEADER I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE WAY BEHIND ME IN MY PAST AND COMMUNICATED WITH MY DOUCHE OF A PAST ASSHOLE I'M YOUR LEADER REMEMBER IT
[Blood color? What blood color? He will not continue this topic or acknowledge it was ever mentioned.]
D--> Bluh bluh bluh D--> "I am the leader, you should all listen to me, needless profanity, so on and so forth" D--> I don't acknowledge your leadership D--> I don't even know who you are D--> Besides a sniveling whiner with no real claim to authority
[Wheee, he's never met you before! Karkat, meet Equius! Spoiler alert: he doesn't like you.]
eQUIUS, pLEASE, wE SHOULD UHHH, tALK ABOUT THIS ANYWAY, iT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT, i MEAN, uS KNOWING EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS, uHHH, lIKE, i HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THIS SUBJECT, sO, yEAH,
1 4M H3R3 K4RKL3S 1N C4S3 YOU FORGOT SOM3HOW 1T 1S FUNNY TH4T THROUGHOUT TH1S POST 4LL YOU H4V3 B33N DO1NG 1S TRY1NG TO PROV3 TH4T YOU 4R3 4 GOOD L34D3R TH4T 1S PR3TTY S4D BUT DO NOT WORRY K4RKL3S 1 4M NOT H3R3 TO CH4LL3NG3 YOUR L34D3RSH1P
1 4M 4 LOT F4RTH3R ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N YOU 1 KNOW 4LL 4BOUT YOUR FUTUR3! 1T 1S PR3TTY 3XC1T1NG BUT 4LSO SORT OF FR1GHT3N1NG BUT YOU W1LL B3 F1N3 OR 4T L34ST 1 H4V3 NOT H34RD TH4T YOU W3R3 K1LL3D Y3T
4ND 4S FOR RUBY C1TY 1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOU W4NT TO L34V3 SO B4D! 1T SM3LLS SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N TH3 V31L 1 W4S G3TT1NG SO S1CK OF 4LL TH4T DULL GR4Y >:[ 1 DO NOT R34LLY TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4 W4Y TO L34V3 4NYW4Y SO W3 4R3 4LL STUCK H3R3 BUT 1 DONT R34LLY M1ND TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG R34LLY L1F3 THR34T3N1NG H3R3!
I BELIEVE I AM A GREAT LEADER ... THATS NOT THE POINT THOUGH WHAT IS THE PAINT IS WHERE EXACTLY ON THE TIMELINE ARE YOU WAIT... IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT I GUESS ITS A FUCKING GOOD SIGN I'M NOT DEAD YET WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING PROPHET YOU ARE I SHOULD PAY YOU SOME MAGICAL BOONDOLLARS FOR SUCH A PROFOUND AND GUT BURSTING PROPHECY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME
OH! ARE YOU GET SICK OF THAT GREY WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GREY DO YOU LIKE IT DO YOU LOVE IT DOES YOU LACK OF A BULGE CRAVE THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR OF GREY LICK IT TEREZI, LICK THE GREY WAIT NO DON'T ITS FUCKING CREEPY WHEN YOU DO YOUR LICKING KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
1 4M 4T 4 PO1NT WH3R3 4 LOT OF CR4ZY TH1NGS 4R3 H4PP3N1NG 1 W4S JUST 4BOUT TO CONFRONT TH3 CR1M1N4L R3SPONS1BL3 WH3N 1 W4S BROUGHT H3R3 BUT NOW 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH4T SH3 W4S NOT R34LLY R3SPONS1BL3 FOR 3V3RYTH1NG
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT R34LLY M4TT3R NOW JUST K33P B31NG 4NGRY 4ND DO1NG YOUR S1LLY L34D3R DUT13S 4ND YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
1 W1SH YOU WOULD JUST TYP3 1N R3D 1T 1S SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N GR4Y >:[ OH BUT 1T 1S TOO L4T3 K4RKL3S YOU H4V3 4LR34DY TOLD M3 TO L1CK 4ND 1 H4V3 L1CK3D M4NY T1M3S OV3R TOO B4D H3H3H3
MY LEADER DUTIES ARE NOT SILLY THEY ARE FULL OF FUCKING LEADERSHIP
I WILL NOT TYPE IN RED DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST BE LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE OF YOU FUCKERS AND WEAR MY BLOOD ON MY SLEEVE NO I WILL...TELL THEM WHEN I'M READY WHEN I BECOME A GREAT LEADER IN THEIR EYES KEEP IT SECRET UNTIL THEN I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS....
HE EATS FUCKING SOPER SLIME IS MY 'MOTHER FUCKING BEST FRIEND' AND APPARENTLY IS SO OBSESSED WITH MIRACLES AND HIS FUCKING CLOWN RELIGION THAT HE CAN'T PERFORM THE SIMPLEST TASKS AND FUNCTION BUT WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER I'M NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT HIM I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIMELINE YOU ARE FROM
HE IS MY 'BEST FRIEND' WHY WOULDN'T I BE INTERESTED IN HIM NOT A DAY GOES BY TAVROS THAT THAT CLOWN FREAK IS NOT ON MY FUCKING MIND HOW MY BULGE ACHES FOR HIM I BET YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT JUST KNOWING HOW POWERFUL MY FUCKING BONE BULGE CRAVES HIM ALL OF HIM OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD THING HE EATS THE SLIME WELL I WOULD NEVER EAT IT SO IN MY OPINION IT'S NOT THE BEST THING BUT IT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO SO LET HIM FUCKING DO IT
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D--> You don't even have the courage to type in your b100d color
D--> Why should anyone pay attention to you
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I'M YOUR FUCKING LEADER
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE WAY BEHIND ME IN MY PAST AND COMMUNICATED WITH MY DOUCHE OF A PAST ASSHOLE
I'M YOUR LEADER REMEMBER IT
[Blood color? What blood color? He will not continue this topic or acknowledge it was ever mentioned.]
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D--> "I am the leader, you should all listen to me, needless profanity, so on and so forth"
D--> I don't acknowledge your leadership
D--> I don't even know who you are
D--> Besides a sniveling whiner with no real claim to authority
[Wheee, he's never met you before! Karkat, meet Equius! Spoiler alert: he doesn't like you.]
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pLEASE,
wE SHOULD UHHH,
tALK ABOUT THIS ANYWAY,
iT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT,
i MEAN,
uS KNOWING EVERYTHING THAT EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS,
uHHH,
lIKE,
i HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THIS SUBJECT,
sO,
yEAH,
Reply
1N C4S3 YOU FORGOT SOM3HOW
1T 1S FUNNY TH4T THROUGHOUT TH1S POST 4LL YOU H4V3 B33N DO1NG 1S TRY1NG TO PROV3 TH4T YOU 4R3 4 GOOD L34D3R
TH4T 1S PR3TTY S4D
BUT DO NOT WORRY K4RKL3S
1 4M NOT H3R3 TO CH4LL3NG3 YOUR L34D3RSH1P
1 4M 4 LOT F4RTH3R ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N YOU
1 KNOW 4LL 4BOUT YOUR FUTUR3!
1T 1S PR3TTY 3XC1T1NG BUT 4LSO SORT OF FR1GHT3N1NG
BUT YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
OR 4T L34ST 1 H4V3 NOT H34RD TH4T YOU W3R3 K1LL3D Y3T
4ND 4S FOR RUBY C1TY
1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOU W4NT TO L34V3 SO B4D!
1T SM3LLS SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N TH3 V31L
1 W4S G3TT1NG SO S1CK OF 4LL TH4T DULL GR4Y >:[
1 DO NOT R34LLY TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4 W4Y TO L34V3 4NYW4Y SO W3 4R3 4LL STUCK H3R3
BUT 1 DONT R34LLY M1ND
TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG R34LLY L1F3 THR34T3N1NG H3R3!
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...
THATS NOT THE POINT THOUGH
WHAT IS THE PAINT IS WHERE EXACTLY ON THE TIMELINE ARE YOU
WAIT...
IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT
I GUESS ITS A FUCKING GOOD SIGN I'M NOT DEAD YET
WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING PROPHET YOU ARE
I SHOULD PAY YOU SOME MAGICAL BOONDOLLARS FOR SUCH A PROFOUND AND GUT BURSTING PROPHECY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME
OH!
ARE YOU GET SICK OF THAT GREY WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GREY
DO YOU LIKE IT
DO YOU LOVE IT
DOES YOU LACK OF A BULGE CRAVE THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR OF GREY
LICK IT TEREZI, LICK THE GREY
WAIT
NO DON'T ITS FUCKING CREEPY WHEN YOU DO YOUR LICKING
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
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1 4M 4T 4 PO1NT WH3R3 4 LOT OF CR4ZY TH1NGS 4R3 H4PP3N1NG
1 W4S JUST 4BOUT TO CONFRONT TH3 CR1M1N4L R3SPONS1BL3 WH3N 1 W4S BROUGHT H3R3
BUT NOW 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH4T SH3 W4S NOT R34LLY R3SPONS1BL3 FOR 3V3RYTH1NG
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT R34LLY M4TT3R NOW
JUST K33P B31NG 4NGRY 4ND DO1NG YOUR S1LLY L34D3R DUT13S 4ND YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
1 W1SH YOU WOULD JUST TYP3 1N R3D
1T 1S SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N GR4Y >:[
OH BUT 1T 1S TOO L4T3 K4RKL3S
YOU H4V3 4LR34DY TOLD M3 TO L1CK 4ND 1 H4V3 L1CK3D M4NY T1M3S OV3R
TOO B4D H3H3H3
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THEY ARE FULL OF FUCKING LEADERSHIP
I WILL NOT TYPE IN RED DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST BE LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE OF YOU FUCKERS AND WEAR MY BLOOD ON MY SLEEVE
NO
I WILL...TELL THEM WHEN I'M READY
WHEN I BECOME A GREAT LEADER IN THEIR EYES
KEEP IT SECRET UNTIL THEN
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS....
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hEYYY!
i CAN TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED TO KNOW,
aS WELL AS,,,
uHH,
sOME OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS,
tHAT i SHOULD PROBABLY FILTER,
sOO,,,
[Slapping a filter to just Karkat on here.]
tELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ,
uHHH,
gAMZEE,
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IS MY 'MOTHER FUCKING BEST FRIEND'
AND APPARENTLY IS SO OBSESSED WITH MIRACLES AND HIS FUCKING CLOWN RELIGION THAT HE CAN'T PERFORM THE SIMPLEST TASKS AND FUNCTION
BUT WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT HIM
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIMELINE YOU ARE FROM
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uHH,
nO,
yOU SHOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIM,
aND UHHH, iT IS A GOOD THING HE EAST SOPOR SLIME,
aND WE UHHH,
nEED TO MAKE SURE HE DOES,
i THINK,,,
wELL FIRST, i AM FROM AFTER vRISKA KILLS ME IN THE VEIL AFTER WE,
uHH,
kIND OF DESTROY aLTERNIA,,,
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WHY WOULDN'T I BE INTERESTED IN HIM
NOT A DAY GOES BY TAVROS
THAT THAT CLOWN FREAK IS NOT ON MY FUCKING MIND
HOW MY BULGE ACHES FOR HIM
I BET YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT JUST KNOWING HOW POWERFUL MY FUCKING BONE BULGE CRAVES HIM
ALL OF HIM
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD THING HE EATS THE SLIME
WELL I WOULD NEVER EAT IT SO IN MY OPINION IT'S NOT THE BEST THING
BUT
IT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO SO LET HIM FUCKING DO IT
o:B
WAIT
VRISKA KILLS YOU?
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