1 4M H3R3 K4RKL3S 1N C4S3 YOU FORGOT SOM3HOW 1T 1S FUNNY TH4T THROUGHOUT TH1S POST 4LL YOU H4V3 B33N DO1NG 1S TRY1NG TO PROV3 TH4T YOU 4R3 4 GOOD L34D3R TH4T 1S PR3TTY S4D BUT DO NOT WORRY K4RKL3S 1 4M NOT H3R3 TO CH4LL3NG3 YOUR L34D3RSH1P
1 4M 4 LOT F4RTH3R ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N YOU 1 KNOW 4LL 4BOUT YOUR FUTUR3! 1T 1S PR3TTY 3XC1T1NG BUT 4LSO SORT OF FR1GHT3N1NG BUT YOU W1LL B3 F1N3 OR 4T L34ST 1 H4V3 NOT H34RD TH4T YOU W3R3 K1LL3D Y3T
4ND 4S FOR RUBY C1TY 1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOU W4NT TO L34V3 SO B4D! 1T SM3LLS SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N TH3 V31L 1 W4S G3TT1NG SO S1CK OF 4LL TH4T DULL GR4Y >:[ 1 DO NOT R34LLY TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4 W4Y TO L34V3 4NYW4Y SO W3 4R3 4LL STUCK H3R3 BUT 1 DONT R34LLY M1ND TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG R34LLY L1F3 THR34T3N1NG H3R3!
I BELIEVE I AM A GREAT LEADER ... THATS NOT THE POINT THOUGH WHAT IS THE PAINT IS WHERE EXACTLY ON THE TIMELINE ARE YOU WAIT... IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT I GUESS ITS A FUCKING GOOD SIGN I'M NOT DEAD YET WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING PROPHET YOU ARE I SHOULD PAY YOU SOME MAGICAL BOONDOLLARS FOR SUCH A PROFOUND AND GUT BURSTING PROPHECY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME
OH! ARE YOU GET SICK OF THAT GREY WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GREY DO YOU LIKE IT DO YOU LOVE IT DOES YOU LACK OF A BULGE CRAVE THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR OF GREY LICK IT TEREZI, LICK THE GREY WAIT NO DON'T ITS FUCKING CREEPY WHEN YOU DO YOUR LICKING KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
1 4M 4T 4 PO1NT WH3R3 4 LOT OF CR4ZY TH1NGS 4R3 H4PP3N1NG 1 W4S JUST 4BOUT TO CONFRONT TH3 CR1M1N4L R3SPONS1BL3 WH3N 1 W4S BROUGHT H3R3 BUT NOW 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH4T SH3 W4S NOT R34LLY R3SPONS1BL3 FOR 3V3RYTH1NG
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT R34LLY M4TT3R NOW JUST K33P B31NG 4NGRY 4ND DO1NG YOUR S1LLY L34D3R DUT13S 4ND YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
1 W1SH YOU WOULD JUST TYP3 1N R3D 1T 1S SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N GR4Y >:[ OH BUT 1T 1S TOO L4T3 K4RKL3S YOU H4V3 4LR34DY TOLD M3 TO L1CK 4ND 1 H4V3 L1CK3D M4NY T1M3S OV3R TOO B4D H3H3H3
MY LEADER DUTIES ARE NOT SILLY THEY ARE FULL OF FUCKING LEADERSHIP
I WILL NOT TYPE IN RED DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST BE LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE OF YOU FUCKERS AND WEAR MY BLOOD ON MY SLEEVE NO I WILL...TELL THEM WHEN I'M READY WHEN I BECOME A GREAT LEADER IN THEIR EYES KEEP IT SECRET UNTIL THEN I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS....
TH3Y 4R3 COMPL3T3LY S1LLY YOU DONT 3V3N N33D TO B3 TH3 L34D3R H3R3 STUP1D TH3R3 1S NO 3N3MY TO F1GHT 4ND NO ON3 1S GO1NG TO D13
UGH >:[ S3CR3CY 1S SO L4M3 3V3RY ON3 4LR34DY KNOWS 4BOUT YOUR BLOOD COLOR ON MY PO1NT ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 4NYW4Y 4ND NO ON3 C4R3S 1 DONT S33 WHY YOU 4R3 SO D3T3RM1N3D TO K33P YOUR BLOOD 4 S3CR3T 1T DO3S NOT 3V3N M4TT3R H3R3
Karkat freak out is go!beepbeepmeeowJuly 3 2011, 22:57:35 UTC
I WILL STILL BE THE LEADER I AM THE LEADER I'M A FUCKING GREAT LEADER AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW ABOUT IT DID YOU FUCKING TELL THEM ... WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHY I WISH TO HIDE IT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE HOW DID THEY FIND OUT
Terezi has experienced way too many of these.l1br4torJuly 4 2011, 20:04:22 UTC
UGH!! WHY 4R3 YOU SO D1FF1CULT 1 DONT S33 WHY YOU C4NT JUST 4CC3PT TH4T W3 DONT N33D 4 L34D3R 4NYMOR3!
NO OF COURS3 1 D1D NOT T3LL TH3M 1 PROM1S3D YOU TH4T 1 WOULD NOT 4ND 1 D1D NOT L13 >:[ TH3Y W3R3 GO1NG TO F1ND OUT 3V3NTU4LLY 4ND TH3Y D1D 4ND GU3SS WH4T TH3Y DO NOT C4R3 SO STOP B31NG SUCH 4 WH1NY L1TTL3 GRUB 4BOUT 1T!
Poor baby. He needs to take a chill pill.l1br4torJuly 6 2011, 18:26:48 UTC
SUR3 YOU C4N JUST S4Y "1 4M NOT YOUR L34D3R 4NYMOR3" TH3R3 YOU GO PROBL3M SOLV3D! TH3R3 1S NO D4NG3R H3R3 K4RK4T SO W3 DO NOT N33D 4NYON3 TO T3LL US WH4T TO DO
1F TH3Y C4R3D TH3Y WOULD H4V3 CULL3D YOU 4LR34DY STUP1D!! B3S1D3S TH3R3 4R3 B1GG3R TH1NGS ON 3V3RYON3S M1NDS L1K3 TRY1NG TO ST4Y 4L1V3
1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOUR L34D3RSH1P 1S SO 1MPORT4NT TO YOU 1T 1S NOT L1K3 YOU H4V3 B33N OUR L34D3R YOUR 3NT1R3 L1F3 WHY C4NT YOU JUST PR3T3ND W3 4R3 ON 4LT3RN14 OR M4YB3 34RTH M1GHT B3 34S13R CONS1D3R1NG TH3 4MOUNT OF HUM4NS H3R3
Y3S 1 4M SUR3 YOU H4V3 NOT M4N4G3D TO G3T YOURS3LF K1LL3D SO F4R 1N MY T1M3L1N3 4ND 4S F4R 4S 1 KNOW YOUR BLOOD H4S NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH TH3 R34SONS SOM3 OF TH3 OTH3RS M1GHT H4V3 TO TRY 4ND K1LL YOU
Yeahh I bet even if he did sleep he would still have problems sleeping because of lack of slime. beepbeepmeeowJuly 9 2011, 21:59:50 UTC
I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT JACK ... THERE ARE OTHERS THINGS IN THE CITY THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS I'M NOT WORRIED I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SUCH HARMFUL THINGS I JUST DON'T WANT YOU DUMB FUCKERS TO GET INTO TROUBLE
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WHY IT IS IMPORTANT IT JUST IS
... WELL I GUESS THAT'S A FUCKING RELIEF [Was it a relief. Not even he was sure of his own words. Just better to drop the subject.]
Poor thing. Nightmares are no fun. >:[l1br4torJuly 14 2011, 23:07:27 UTC
K4RK4T W3 4R3 C4P4BL3 OF D3F3ND1NG OURS3LV3S >:[ NON3 OF US 4R3 STUP1D 3NOUGH TO DO SOM3TH1NG TH4T M1GHT PUT US 1N D4NG3R W1THOUT SOM3 FORM OF PROT3CT1ON
1 GU3SS 1 W1LL N3V3R UND3RST4ND 1T 1 W4S N3V3R 1NT3R3ST3D 1N B31NG TH3 L34D3R 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3 M4YB3 4T F1RST WH3N 1T W4S JUST 4 G4M3 4ND NO ON3 W4S GO1NG TO G3T HURT JUST FOR TH3 COMP3T1T1V3 SP1R1T BUT 1 TH1NK 1T 1S 4 LOT MOR3 FUN TO JUST B3 4 T34M M4T3 4ND NOT TH3 L34D3R TH3 L34D3R 4LW4YS S33MS TO B3 WORR13D 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG TH4T COULD POSS1BLY GO WRONG 4ND OBS3SS3D W1TH M4K1NG SUR3 TH4T NOTH1NG H4PP3NS TO H1S T34M WH1CH 1 UND3RST4ND BUT YOU 4R3 OBV1OUSLY 1NC4P4BL3 OF R3L4X1NG WH3N TH3R3 1S NO N33D FOR PR3C4UT1ONS 4NYMOR3 4ND YOUR STUBBORNN3SS 1S NOT H3LP1NG
YES LET ME JUST GET MY RELAX ON AND IGNORE FUCKING EVERY ELSE AROUND ME SINCE YOU ARE SUCK A RELAXING SLUG WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT HERE I'LL TAKE NOTES I'LL WRITE SHIT DOWN AND YOU CAN TELL ME OR BETTER YET FIND ME AND SHOW ME JUST HOW RELAXED I SHOULD BE A LITTLER HARD TO FUCKING RELAX WHEN THE ENTIRE TEAM IS HERE COUNTING ON YOUR GUIDANCE DID I MENTION WE ARE IN THIS SHIT HOLE YEAH THAT TOO OR SHOULD I SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU NO FUCK NOT EVEN I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU JUST TEACH OH WISE TEACHING RELAX SLUG
RUBY C1TY 1S NOT 4 SH1T HOL3 1T 1S 4 N1C3 PL4C3! R3M3MB3R K4RKL3S 1 H4V3 B33N H3R3 FOR LONG3R TH3N YOU H4V3 1 WOULD KNOW 1F TH3R3 W4S SOM3TH1NG D4NG3ROUS H3R3 4S LONG 4S YOU ST4Y 1NS1D3 TH3 C1TY YOU W1LL B3 F1N3 4ND 1 DO NOT KNOW 4BOUT 4NYON3 3LS3 BUT 1 DO NOT N33D YOUR GU1D4NC3 4ND 1 4M NOT 4 SLUG >:[
NO TEREZI IT IS NOT A NICE PLACE CLEARLY YOUR BLIND MOLE FACE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE CRAP FAIR THAT HAS COME TO THIS CITY AND DECIDED MAKE A PERMANENT STAY I HAVE FOUND NO REASON TO SAY IT IS A NICE PLACE YOU NEVER NEED OR ACCEPT MY GUIDANCE AND I NEVER INTEND TO GIVE IT TO YOU WHICH IS WHY I MADE YOU SECOND IN COMMAND SO YOU DO YOUR OWN CREEPY MOLE SHIT YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING SLUG THERE IS ALL THE GODAMN SLIMEY BASTARDS BASK IN THE GLORY OF YOU, WHICH IS A SLUG
1N C4S3 YOU FORGOT SOM3HOW
1T 1S FUNNY TH4T THROUGHOUT TH1S POST 4LL YOU H4V3 B33N DO1NG 1S TRY1NG TO PROV3 TH4T YOU 4R3 4 GOOD L34D3R
TH4T 1S PR3TTY S4D
BUT DO NOT WORRY K4RKL3S
1 4M NOT H3R3 TO CH4LL3NG3 YOUR L34D3RSH1P
1 4M 4 LOT F4RTH3R ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N YOU
1 KNOW 4LL 4BOUT YOUR FUTUR3!
1T 1S PR3TTY 3XC1T1NG BUT 4LSO SORT OF FR1GHT3N1NG
BUT YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
OR 4T L34ST 1 H4V3 NOT H34RD TH4T YOU W3R3 K1LL3D Y3T
4ND 4S FOR RUBY C1TY
1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOU W4NT TO L34V3 SO B4D!
1T SM3LLS SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N TH3 V31L
1 W4S G3TT1NG SO S1CK OF 4LL TH4T DULL GR4Y >:[
1 DO NOT R34LLY TH1NK TH3R3 1S 4 W4Y TO L34V3 4NYW4Y SO W3 4R3 4LL STUCK H3R3
BUT 1 DONT R34LLY M1ND
TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG R34LLY L1F3 THR34T3N1NG H3R3!
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...
THATS NOT THE POINT THOUGH
WHAT IS THE PAINT IS WHERE EXACTLY ON THE TIMELINE ARE YOU
WAIT...
IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT
I GUESS ITS A FUCKING GOOD SIGN I'M NOT DEAD YET
WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING PROPHET YOU ARE
I SHOULD PAY YOU SOME MAGICAL BOONDOLLARS FOR SUCH A PROFOUND AND GUT BURSTING PROPHECY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME
OH!
ARE YOU GET SICK OF THAT GREY WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GREY
DO YOU LIKE IT
DO YOU LOVE IT
DOES YOU LACK OF A BULGE CRAVE THE WONDERFUL FLAVOR OF GREY
LICK IT TEREZI, LICK THE GREY
WAIT
NO DON'T ITS FUCKING CREEPY WHEN YOU DO YOUR LICKING
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
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1 4M 4T 4 PO1NT WH3R3 4 LOT OF CR4ZY TH1NGS 4R3 H4PP3N1NG
1 W4S JUST 4BOUT TO CONFRONT TH3 CR1M1N4L R3SPONS1BL3 WH3N 1 W4S BROUGHT H3R3
BUT NOW 1 H4V3 L34RN3D TH4T SH3 W4S NOT R34LLY R3SPONS1BL3 FOR 3V3RYTH1NG
BUT TH4T DO3S NOT R34LLY M4TT3R NOW
JUST K33P B31NG 4NGRY 4ND DO1NG YOUR S1LLY L34D3R DUT13S 4ND YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
1 W1SH YOU WOULD JUST TYP3 1N R3D
1T 1S SO MUCH N1C3R TH3N GR4Y >:[
OH BUT 1T 1S TOO L4T3 K4RKL3S
YOU H4V3 4LR34DY TOLD M3 TO L1CK 4ND 1 H4V3 L1CK3D M4NY T1M3S OV3R
TOO B4D H3H3H3
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THEY ARE FULL OF FUCKING LEADERSHIP
I WILL NOT TYPE IN RED DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST BE LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE OF YOU FUCKERS AND WEAR MY BLOOD ON MY SLEEVE
NO
I WILL...TELL THEM WHEN I'M READY
WHEN I BECOME A GREAT LEADER IN THEIR EYES
KEEP IT SECRET UNTIL THEN
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS....
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YOU DONT 3V3N N33D TO B3 TH3 L34D3R H3R3 STUP1D
TH3R3 1S NO 3N3MY TO F1GHT 4ND NO ON3 1S GO1NG TO D13
UGH >:[
S3CR3CY 1S SO L4M3
3V3RY ON3 4LR34DY KNOWS 4BOUT YOUR BLOOD COLOR ON MY PO1NT ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 4NYW4Y
4ND NO ON3 C4R3S
1 DONT S33 WHY YOU 4R3 SO D3T3RM1N3D TO K33P YOUR BLOOD 4 S3CR3T
1T DO3S NOT 3V3N M4TT3R H3R3
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I AM THE LEADER
I'M A FUCKING GREAT LEADER AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW ABOUT IT
DID YOU FUCKING TELL THEM
...
WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU WHY I WISH TO HIDE IT
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE
HOW DID THEY FIND OUT
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WHY 4R3 YOU SO D1FF1CULT
1 DONT S33 WHY YOU C4NT JUST 4CC3PT TH4T W3 DONT N33D 4 L34D3R 4NYMOR3!
NO OF COURS3 1 D1D NOT T3LL TH3M
1 PROM1S3D YOU TH4T 1 WOULD NOT 4ND 1 D1D NOT L13 >:[
TH3Y W3R3 GO1NG TO F1ND OUT 3V3NTU4LLY
4ND TH3Y D1D
4ND GU3SS WH4T
TH3Y DO NOT C4R3
SO STOP B31NG SUCH 4 WH1NY L1TTL3 GRUB 4BOUT 1T!
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I CAN'T JUST DROP MY LEADERSHIP LIKE THAT YOUR FUCK ASS
DID YOU NOT FORGET I AM A HATCHED LEADER
...
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IF THEY CARE OR NOT
UGGHHHHH
DAMN IT TEREZI!
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JUST S4Y "1 4M NOT YOUR L34D3R 4NYMOR3"
TH3R3 YOU GO
PROBL3M SOLV3D!
TH3R3 1S NO D4NG3R H3R3 K4RK4T SO W3 DO NOT N33D 4NYON3 TO T3LL US WH4T TO DO
1F TH3Y C4R3D TH3Y WOULD H4V3 CULL3D YOU 4LR34DY STUP1D!!
B3S1D3S TH3R3 4R3 B1GG3R TH1NGS ON 3V3RYON3S M1NDS
L1K3 TRY1NG TO ST4Y 4L1V3
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I'M STILL GOING TO BE YOUR LEADER
I CAN'T JUST DROP IT
NO
NO
NO NO
NO
...
YOU SURE
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K4RKL3S
L1ST3N
1 H4V3 B33N H3R3 F4R LONG3R TH3N YOU H4V3
4ND 1T H4S 4LR34DY B33N D3T3RM1N3D TH4T J4CK 1S NOT H3R3 4ND W3 W1LL KNOW 1MM3D14T3LY 1F H3 DO3S 4PP34R
1 DO NOT S33 WHY YOUR L34D3RSH1P 1S SO 1MPORT4NT TO YOU
1T 1S NOT L1K3 YOU H4V3 B33N OUR L34D3R YOUR 3NT1R3 L1F3
WHY C4NT YOU JUST PR3T3ND W3 4R3 ON 4LT3RN14
OR M4YB3 34RTH M1GHT B3 34S13R CONS1D3R1NG TH3 4MOUNT OF HUM4NS H3R3
Y3S 1 4M SUR3
YOU H4V3 NOT M4N4G3D TO G3T YOURS3LF K1LL3D SO F4R 1N MY T1M3L1N3
4ND 4S F4R 4S 1 KNOW YOUR BLOOD H4S NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH TH3 R34SONS SOM3 OF TH3 OTH3RS M1GHT H4V3 TO TRY 4ND K1LL YOU
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...
THERE ARE OTHERS THINGS IN THE CITY THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS
I'M NOT WORRIED
I ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SUCH HARMFUL THINGS
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU DUMB FUCKERS TO GET INTO TROUBLE
I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WHY IT IS IMPORTANT
IT JUST IS
...
WELL I GUESS THAT'S A FUCKING RELIEF [Was it a relief. Not even he was sure of his own words. Just better to drop the subject.]
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NON3 OF US 4R3 STUP1D 3NOUGH TO DO SOM3TH1NG TH4T M1GHT PUT US 1N D4NG3R W1THOUT SOM3 FORM OF PROT3CT1ON
1 GU3SS 1 W1LL N3V3R UND3RST4ND 1T
1 W4S N3V3R 1NT3R3ST3D 1N B31NG TH3 L34D3R 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3
M4YB3 4T F1RST WH3N 1T W4S JUST 4 G4M3 4ND NO ON3 W4S GO1NG TO G3T HURT
JUST FOR TH3 COMP3T1T1V3 SP1R1T
BUT 1 TH1NK 1T 1S 4 LOT MOR3 FUN TO JUST B3 4 T34M M4T3 4ND NOT TH3 L34D3R
TH3 L34D3R 4LW4YS S33MS TO B3 WORR13D 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG TH4T COULD POSS1BLY GO WRONG 4ND OBS3SS3D W1TH M4K1NG SUR3 TH4T NOTH1NG H4PP3NS TO H1S T34M
WH1CH 1 UND3RST4ND
BUT YOU 4R3 OBV1OUSLY 1NC4P4BL3 OF R3L4X1NG WH3N TH3R3 1S NO N33D FOR PR3C4UT1ONS 4NYMOR3
4ND YOUR STUBBORNN3SS 1S NOT H3LP1NG
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AND IGNORE FUCKING EVERY ELSE AROUND ME
SINCE YOU ARE SUCK A RELAXING SLUG WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT
HERE I'LL TAKE NOTES
I'LL WRITE SHIT DOWN AND YOU CAN TELL ME
OR BETTER YET FIND ME AND SHOW ME JUST HOW RELAXED I SHOULD BE
A LITTLER HARD TO FUCKING RELAX WHEN THE ENTIRE TEAM IS HERE COUNTING ON YOUR GUIDANCE
DID I MENTION WE ARE IN THIS SHIT HOLE
YEAH
THAT TOO
OR SHOULD I SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU
NO FUCK
NOT EVEN I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU
JUST TEACH OH WISE TEACHING RELAX SLUG
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1T 1S 4 N1C3 PL4C3!
R3M3MB3R K4RKL3S 1 H4V3 B33N H3R3 FOR LONG3R TH3N YOU H4V3
1 WOULD KNOW 1F TH3R3 W4S SOM3TH1NG D4NG3ROUS H3R3
4S LONG 4S YOU ST4Y 1NS1D3 TH3 C1TY YOU W1LL B3 F1N3
4ND 1 DO NOT KNOW 4BOUT 4NYON3 3LS3 BUT 1 DO NOT N33D YOUR GU1D4NC3
4ND 1 4M NOT 4 SLUG >:[
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IT IS NOT A NICE PLACE
CLEARLY YOUR BLIND MOLE FACE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE CRAP FAIR THAT HAS COME TO THIS CITY AND DECIDED MAKE A PERMANENT STAY
I HAVE FOUND NO REASON TO SAY IT IS A NICE PLACE
YOU NEVER NEED OR ACCEPT MY GUIDANCE AND I NEVER INTEND TO GIVE IT TO YOU WHICH IS WHY I MADE YOU SECOND IN COMMAND SO YOU DO YOUR OWN CREEPY MOLE SHIT
YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING SLUG THERE IS
ALL THE GODAMN SLIMEY BASTARDS BASK IN THE GLORY OF YOU, WHICH IS A SLUG
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