HE EATS FUCKING SOPER SLIME IS MY 'MOTHER FUCKING BEST FRIEND' AND APPARENTLY IS SO OBSESSED WITH MIRACLES AND HIS FUCKING CLOWN RELIGION THAT HE CAN'T PERFORM THE SIMPLEST TASKS AND FUNCTION BUT WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER I'M NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT HIM I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIMELINE YOU ARE FROM
HE IS MY 'BEST FRIEND' WHY WOULDN'T I BE INTERESTED IN HIM NOT A DAY GOES BY TAVROS THAT THAT CLOWN FREAK IS NOT ON MY FUCKING MIND HOW MY BULGE ACHES FOR HIM I BET YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT JUST KNOWING HOW POWERFUL MY FUCKING BONE BULGE CRAVES HIM ALL OF HIM OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD THING HE EATS THE SLIME WELL I WOULD NEVER EAT IT SO IN MY OPINION IT'S NOT THE BEST THING BUT IT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO SO LET HIM FUCKING DO IT
oKAY, oKAY, wELL, sINCE HE IS YOUR GOOD FRIEND, yOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HE UHH, iS DIFFERENT WHEN HE IS SOBER, lIKE BAD DIFFERENT, iN A WAY THAT IS EXTREMELY FATAL TO ALL OF US, hE KILLED eQUIUS,,, aND APPARENTLY OTHERS TOO, sO, i THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, bUT HE IS A GOOD PERSON, sO WE CANNOT GET MAD AT HIM, nOT RIGHT NOW ANYWAY, }:\
aND YEAH, vRISKA KILLS ME AFTER SHE TELLS ME ABOUT HER MESSING UP OUR TIME LINE, aND UHHH, gETTING OUR SESSION RUINED, aND GETTING US ALL IN DANGER,,,,
HA THAT'S A GOOD ONE TAVROS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO MAKE FUCKING JOKES GAMZEE IS SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL ON THE SLIME IT'S PROBABLY MADE SOME PERMANENT RUST TO HIS THINK PAN I WOULD THINK NOT TO MENTION HIS INABILITY TO FUNCTION ... HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE
[Why would Gamzee do that? Well Tavros was from after his timline, in the future, so it is possible? No, he didn't want to think about deaths of his teammates, especially by Gamzee's hands.]
WHAT THAT BITCH DID THAT WHY WHY DID SHE KILL YOU HOW DID SHE FUCK UP OUR SESSION WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO
SURE I'LL MAKE SURE HE IS FUCKING HIGH IF ITS SOMETHING THAT IS A NECESSITY AS A LEADER I WILL MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS SO NO WORRIES THERE TAVROS
WHAT A PSYCHOTIC WHORE I MEAN I KNEW SHE WAS A PSYCHO BITCH BUT I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS REALLY THAT MUCH OF A FUCKING BITCH WELL THIS IS A LOT OF FUCKING THINGS TO TAKE THE FUCK IN YOU ARE SAYING SHE IS HERE, WELL I KNEW SHE WAS BUT NO ONE HAS SEEN HER IN A WHILE APPARENTLY
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WRONG I MEAN IF YOU WERE PLAYING THOSE GIRLY GAMES AGAIN AND GOT YOURSELF THROWN OFF A CLIFF AGAIN I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL YOUR FAULT BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA THIS ALL HAPPENS IN MY FUTURE
}:( oKAY, i THINK IT IS TIME TO STOP SAYING BAD THINGS, bEHIND aG'S BACK, uHHH, bECAUSE WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE SAID SORRY, aND WAS A LOT NICER,
aND i AM PRETTY SURE SHE JUST KILLED ME, bECAUSE SHE COULD,,, bECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT i UHHH, wOULDN'T DO ANYTHING,,, i DON'T KNOW, mAYBE IF SHE COMES BACK YOU CAN ASK HER,
[Ugh, his self esteem (well fake self esteem) is not doing so well right now Karkat, he's probably gonna end this soon...]
hEYYY!
i CAN TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED TO KNOW,
aS WELL AS,,,
uHH,
sOME OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS,
tHAT i SHOULD PROBABLY FILTER,
sOO,,,
[Slapping a filter to just Karkat on here.]
tELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ,
uHHH,
gAMZEE,
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IS MY 'MOTHER FUCKING BEST FRIEND'
AND APPARENTLY IS SO OBSESSED WITH MIRACLES AND HIS FUCKING CLOWN RELIGION THAT HE CAN'T PERFORM THE SIMPLEST TASKS AND FUNCTION
BUT WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT HIM
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIMELINE YOU ARE FROM
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uHH,
nO,
yOU SHOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIM,
aND UHHH, iT IS A GOOD THING HE EAST SOPOR SLIME,
aND WE UHHH,
nEED TO MAKE SURE HE DOES,
i THINK,,,
wELL FIRST, i AM FROM AFTER vRISKA KILLS ME IN THE VEIL AFTER WE,
uHH,
kIND OF DESTROY aLTERNIA,,,
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WHY WOULDN'T I BE INTERESTED IN HIM
NOT A DAY GOES BY TAVROS
THAT THAT CLOWN FREAK IS NOT ON MY FUCKING MIND
HOW MY BULGE ACHES FOR HIM
I BET YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT JUST KNOWING HOW POWERFUL MY FUCKING BONE BULGE CRAVES HIM
ALL OF HIM
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD THING HE EATS THE SLIME
WELL I WOULD NEVER EAT IT SO IN MY OPINION IT'S NOT THE BEST THING
BUT
IT IS WHAT HE WANTS TO DO SO LET HIM FUCKING DO IT
o:B
WAIT
VRISKA KILLS YOU?
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oKAY,
wELL, sINCE HE IS YOUR GOOD FRIEND,
yOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HE UHH,
iS DIFFERENT WHEN HE IS SOBER,
lIKE BAD DIFFERENT, iN A WAY THAT IS EXTREMELY FATAL TO ALL OF US,
hE KILLED eQUIUS,,,
aND APPARENTLY OTHERS TOO,
sO,
i THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT,
bUT HE IS A GOOD PERSON,
sO WE CANNOT GET MAD AT HIM,
nOT RIGHT NOW ANYWAY,
}:\
aND YEAH,
vRISKA KILLS ME AFTER SHE TELLS ME ABOUT HER MESSING UP OUR TIME LINE,
aND UHHH,
gETTING OUR SESSION RUINED, aND GETTING US ALL IN DANGER,,,,
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE TAVROS
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO MAKE FUCKING JOKES
GAMZEE IS SO FUCKING DELUSIONAL ON THE SLIME
IT'S PROBABLY MADE SOME PERMANENT RUST TO HIS THINK PAN I WOULD THINK
NOT TO MENTION HIS INABILITY TO FUNCTION
...
HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYONE
[Why would Gamzee do that? Well Tavros was from after his timline, in the future, so it is possible? No, he didn't want to think about deaths of his teammates, especially by Gamzee's hands.]
WHAT
THAT BITCH DID THAT
WHY
WHY DID SHE KILL YOU
HOW DID SHE FUCK UP OUR SESSION
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO
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IF ITS SOMETHING THAT IS A NECESSITY AS A LEADER I WILL MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS
SO NO WORRIES THERE TAVROS
WHAT A PSYCHOTIC WHORE
I MEAN I KNEW SHE WAS A PSYCHO BITCH BUT
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS REALLY THAT MUCH OF A FUCKING BITCH
WELL THIS IS A LOT OF FUCKING THINGS TO TAKE THE FUCK IN
YOU ARE SAYING SHE IS HERE, WELL I KNEW SHE WAS BUT NO ONE HAS SEEN HER IN A WHILE APPARENTLY
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WRONG
I MEAN IF YOU WERE PLAYING THOSE GIRLY GAMES AGAIN AND GOT YOURSELF THROWN OFF A CLIFF AGAIN
I MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL YOUR FAULT
BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
THIS ALL HAPPENS IN MY FUTURE
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oKAY,
i THINK IT IS TIME TO STOP SAYING BAD THINGS,
bEHIND aG'S BACK,
uHHH,
bECAUSE WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE SAID SORRY,
aND WAS A LOT NICER,
aND i AM PRETTY SURE SHE JUST KILLED ME,
bECAUSE SHE COULD,,,
bECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT i UHHH,
wOULDN'T DO ANYTHING,,,
i DON'T KNOW,
mAYBE IF SHE COMES BACK YOU CAN ASK HER,
[Ugh, his self esteem (well fake self esteem) is not doing so well right now Karkat, he's probably gonna end this soon...]
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WHY DON'T GROW A LARGE BONE BULGE AND TELL HER OFF YOURSELF AS WELL
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