Summary: "Dude, I can't believe someone threw that bra at you."

Notes: Someone emailed this picture, so this is that in a girl!Spencer world.

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( Not My Size )

Summary: Sarah kicks her out of the bedroom, so she goes downstairs to play with the dogs, expecting Sarah to end up in a new dress or something.

Notes: I'm sorry I never finished this. This was going to be dancing and then porn (Original comment: Today in porn in my head: Sarah crossdressing because girl!Brendon likes cuddling up to Dallon way ( Read more... )

Summary: Mike doesn't really stop to think about what he's doing. Sleeping with Courtney is just good.

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( Don't Mind )

Summary: Of course Patrick doesn't do anything about it, because he can't take that step back to look at Pete rationally. So the next time Pete acts up when Bob is around, Bob grabs his arm and drags him to his room in the communal house.

Notes: I was having trouble with a different werewolf AU, and thought maybe I should just recast all the ( Read more... )

Summary: Sometimes, when Spencer comes into the living room to find Brendon cuddling Bogart or baby talking to him or scratching behind his ears, something happens in his chest, this too-tight feeling that makes it hard to breathe.

Notes: This was going to be kidfic for schuyler, but I never quite got that far.

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( Don't Need a Kid )

Summary: Pete glares at Gabe the best he can with his head twisted at a weird angle under Bebe's arm.

Notes: Written for inlovewithnight.

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( Tangled )

Summary: Christine knows that Bill's always wanted to watch her with another woman, but it's not something they can just do, because they can't chance someone telling the internet. (Or her family.) So she asks Courtney, because Courtney would never do that.

Warning: Sibling incest.

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( Neutral Territory )

Summary: A week after Christmas, Nick left a message on Tyson's voice mail: "Hey, Ty. It's Nick. I got your number from your dad. I hope you don't mind. We should hang out. I don't want it to be five years this time."

Notes: This was going to be an AU where Nick is a musician and Tyson is a model/actor, but I never figured out exactly what I was ( Read more... )

Summary: The thing about your dad being Pete Wentz is that there isn't a whole lot you can do to rebel. Bronx doesn't really want to rebel that much anyway - his parents are pretty cool, even if they still sometimes snipe at each other - but it would be nice to have the option, you know? So when Evie Beckett, who he kind of knows but not that well ( Read more... )

Summary: No one's quite sure where Tom and Sean got the baby, and they're not telling. But now they cart around the baby and a diaper bag in addition to guitars and American Apparel hoodies, tour plans include figuring out the babysitting, and Sean's newest song includes a reference to the softness of a baby's skull.

Notes: This started life as a ( Read more... )