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[warpsniper]

[Oh dear.  It seems all of the furniture in the hotel has mysteriously ended up on the ceiling of whatever room it's in, even the pieces that were occupied.  The only things that managed to stay down were bolted there.  One wonders how this possibly could have happened.

Well, it's safe to say that there is absolutely no way Xigbar had anything to do

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[action] Aaaaand, it's time for these two to meet. They can bond over missing eyes.

[womanoffewwords]

[Fujin had been sitting in her chair, reading, when suddenly the chair had lurched, dumping her out of it onto the floor and proceeding to fly up to the ceiling, along with the rest of her belongs. To her credit, she just emitted a soft grunt of surprise when she found herself in a heap, suddenly.

She pushes herself to her feet now, staring up at the now upside-down furniture with a glare.]

WHAT.

[After a few minutes of waiting and realizing it probably won't come down soon, she leaves her room to see if it's a problem in the whole hotel, stalking down to the lobby, where...

There's a man with an eyepatch on the ceiling. She stares at him, hard, then crosses her arms and stands there, looking up at him expectantly with a frown.]

[action] They even have opposing dead eyes. :D

[warpsniper]

[Xigbar stares down at the similarly eye-patched girl before grinning and winking (though that's kind of lost with only one eye).]

Can I help you~?

[action By our powers combined, we are, DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!

[womanoffewwords]

[She just glares up at him for a loooong moment.]

FURNITURE.

[action] THE WORLD IS SAVED

[warpsniper]

[This kid doesn't mince words, does she? How many words can he get out of her at once? Let's find out!]

What about it~?

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[warpsniper]

[Xigbar shrugs and leans back in his chair, propping his feet up on the desk like everything was completely normal. He grins down at her, completely remorseless.]

Haven't the foggiest, babe~ Must be one of those weird fog-related... things.

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[warpsniper]

Only if they have a brat with a keyblade to club things along the way.

[He shrugs.]

Nothing wrong with having a little fun~

[Oh, what's this? Larxene is now on the ceiling. Guess she should have bolted herself down.]

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[incendite]

...The hell?

[That would be the sound of Seifer walking in the front door to find everything gone topsy-turvy.]

[action] OH SHI--

[warpsniper]

... what? I see nothing wrong here.

[Xigbar looks totally innocent. Ignore that feather in his mouth, the cat did not eat the canary.]

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[incendite]

You mean apart from everything having been flipped on its head?

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[warpsniper]

You're the one that's upside-down.

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[chosen_derp]

[ Guess who didn't happen to notice the whole, 'Hey- everything is on the ceiling' thing? Right- because this little Keyblade bearer just so happened to be in a deep slumber and sprawled out neatly- well, not so neatly- across his bed by the time everything began to lift.

He stirred at first but the real reaction came when Sora felt a tight compression of the roof hitting his backside.

Hello Sora sandwich!

Hear the yelping from across the hall? That's just Sora finally realizing his mattress was on the roof.

Now who exactly could we blame for this? ]

X-- Xigbar!

[ He can't exactly confront you at the moment, brb being stuck. ]

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[warpsniper]

[A friendly and ever-so-helpful Xigbar appears on the ceiling, next to the Sora-sandwich. He's not laughing at your sad little predicament. Nope, not at all.]

You caaaaaaaaaaalled~?

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[chosen_derp]

[ Hold on, he's trying to squirm his way to be able to poke his head out from the other side of the mattress.

SORA IS NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR LAUGHING. So here, have a glare/pout combo. ]

This isn't funny! Cut it out!

[ Squiiirms. ]

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[warpsniper]

Oh, kwitcherbitchin'.

[And then the gravity reverses and the bed is back on the floor. Quite suddenly and violently. It might be a little too strong now. Good thing there's a bed under you?]

[ridetogether]

[ Gippal's pretty much gotten used to the weird happenings in Never Was. Needless to say, his response to the rearrangement is slightly exasperated. ]

What, someone turn the gravity switch off here?

[warpsniper]

If it was off, you'd be floating. This is much more complicated and, dare I say, diabolically clever.

[ridetogether]

[ Derp ]

Uh-huh. So you did this?

[warpsniper]

Why yes, I am complicated and diabolically clever.