[action] 002
[Oh dear. It seems all of the furniture in the hotel has mysteriously ended up on the ceiling of whatever room it's in, even the pieces that were occupied. The only things that managed to stay down were bolted there. One wonders how this possibly could have happened.
Well, it's safe to say that there is absolutely no way Xigbar had anything to do with this. Nope, not him. He is a complete paragon of innocence. He's just sitting behind his desk on the ceiling, doing nothing untoward. Totally innocuous. Hear that whistling? That is the sound of the not-guilty. Yeah. The narration doth not protest too much.]
Well, it's safe to say that there is absolutely no way Xigbar had anything to do with this. Nope, not him. He is a complete paragon of innocence. He's just sitting behind his desk on the ceiling, doing nothing untoward. Totally innocuous. Hear that whistling? That is the sound of the not-guilty. Yeah. The narration doth not protest too much.]