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[warpsniper]

[Oh dear.  It seems all of the furniture in the hotel has mysteriously ended up on the ceiling of whatever room it's in, even the pieces that were occupied.  The only things that managed to stay down were bolted there.  One wonders how this possibly could have happened.

Well, it's safe to say that there is absolutely no way Xigbar had anything to do

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[action] Aaaaand, it's time for these two to meet. They can bond over missing eyes.

[womanoffewwords]

[Fujin had been sitting in her chair, reading, when suddenly the chair had lurched, dumping her out of it onto the floor and proceeding to fly up to the ceiling, along with the rest of her belongs. To her credit, she just emitted a soft grunt of surprise when she found herself in a heap, suddenly.

She pushes herself to her feet now, staring up at the now upside-down furniture with a glare.]

WHAT.

[After a few minutes of waiting and realizing it probably won't come down soon, she leaves her room to see if it's a problem in the whole hotel, stalking down to the lobby, where...

There's a man with an eyepatch on the ceiling. She stares at him, hard, then crosses her arms and stands there, looking up at him expectantly with a frown.]

[action] They even have opposing dead eyes. :D

[warpsniper]

[Xigbar stares down at the similarly eye-patched girl before grinning and winking (though that's kind of lost with only one eye).]

Can I help you~?

[action By our powers combined, we are, DEPTH PERCEPTION!!!

[womanoffewwords]

[She just glares up at him for a loooong moment.]

FURNITURE.

[action] THE WORLD IS SAVED

[warpsniper]

[This kid doesn't mince words, does she? How many words can he get out of her at once? Let's find out!]

What about it~?

[action] \o/

[womanoffewwords]

[Ohoho, ya ugly old man, bring it on.]

CEILING.

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[warpsniper]

[Mwahahahaha.]

FUN.

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[womanoffewwords]

[Her single red eye narrows.]

NEGATIVE.

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[warpsniper]

[Oh, that wolfish, wolfish grin.]

OPINION.

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[womanoffewwords]

[Fujin knows when she's being made fun of, and she doesn't appreciate it. Have a very pointed one-red-eye glare.]

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[warpsniper]

[... welcome to the ceiling, Fujin. :D]

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[womanoffewwords]

[OH SHI-- Fujin gasps to find herself upside down.

Except it feels like she's right side up.

Except not.

What the hell.

Have a pissed scowl, Xigbar, accompanied by a slash of a palm in your direction. Yeah, enjoy the fact that wind paramagic doesn't care about gravity.]

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[warpsniper]

[Xigbar poofs and reappears behind her, arrowguns summoned.]

Easy, sweetheart! You could take out a man's other eye with that nonsense.

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[womanoffewwords]

[Fujin whips around, freezing then moving into a slight crouch when she sees the two guns, eye narrowing.

The fact that he apparently warped to that spot at will, along with calling those guns out of nowhere, is enough for her to silently call up another wind spell but refrain from firing it off just yet, waiting to see what the man will do next.

With her other hand she gestures at the guns, tilting her head to the side.]

THOSE WON'T?

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[warpsniper]

[Xigbar shrugs and twirls one of the guns idly.]

I guess that depends on whether or not you shoot another spell at me, sweetheart. But if you wanna rock and roll, well, I guess I could shoot you.

[action] /threadjack

[incendite]

[And this would be the whispersoft noise of Hyperion being drawn out from under Seifer's coat coming from a point behind Xigbar. Two can play at the pointing weapons game.]

Not sure I'd do that if I were you, Stripes.

[action] \o/ Oh hay bb! Was waitin' for ya~

[womanoffewwords]

[Fujin had been about to insist the man put her down when she saw Seifer approaching from behind, making her lips curl into a small secretive smile.

When Seifer pulls out Hyperion and threatens the other, the small smile grows into a pleased smirk. She tilts her head again, raising an eyebrow at Xigbar.]