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soldierboy777 in rpgthatneverwas

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May 18, 2010 21:09

[It's really, reeeally obvious from the moment the audio comes on that Zack sounds way too excited for his own good. Any more excitement and he'd grin so hard his face would split in half.]

I'm gonna be a dad!!! Aerith's having a kid! We're gonna be parents!

[If he wasn't so manly, he'd squeal.]

!vanille, !zidane, !cissnei, !denzel, !demyx, !zack, !kefka, !namine, !reno, !palom, !alma, !eiko, !sora, !cloud, !kadaj

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redmonkeybar May 19 2010, 01:49:58 UTC

You? A parent? Oh man...that kid is lucky Aerith is its mother or else they'd be screwed!

says the man who gets a kid's fingers stuck up his nose ;3 soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 01:51:49 UTC

Hey! I'll be a great dad, thank you very much!

Hey, Reno would make a terrible dad but the best uncle ever redmonkeybar May 19 2010, 01:54:21 UTC

Uh-huh, I'm sure.

true. but still. FINGERS UP THE NOSE xD soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 01:56:28 UTC

You just wait and see! I'll be great. Awesome.

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brksfirehydrant May 19 2010, 01:55:42 UTC

Wow, really? Congratulations, Zack!

soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:31:05 UTC

Thanks, Denz! You'll have to come see the baby after it's born, okay?

brksfirehydrant May 19 2010, 02:35:46 UTC

Sure thing.

[Video] memory_etching May 19 2010, 02:00:04 UTC

...Parents? [Blinkblink How did that happen? Oh well, smiles anyways cause Zack!smiles are contagious too.] Congrats, I guess.

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:07:13 UTC

[Naminé would prooobably be best getting an explanation from someone else!] Thanks, Nami! You'll have to come see the baby after it's born, okay? Maybe you can be its honorary sister!

[Video] memory_etching May 19 2010, 02:14:12 UTC

[From who? Kadaj? LAWLS] Sister? R-really?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:46:01 UTC

[From the mighty Kefka teacher except NAMINE SHOULD NEVER GO NEAR HIM EVER] Yeah! I bet you'd be a great sister. [Grins] You could always teach it how to use materia!

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[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:07:53 UTC

Congratulations.

How are babies made?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:13:32 UTC

Tha - wait, you don't know?

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:16:45 UTC

Don't you just...make them with your head?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:19:10 UTC

Well, you, uh...

[Zack seriously can't decide if Kadaj is serious or not. Staaare.]

...Actually, with your head is one way to put it.

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fairyflute May 19 2010, 02:27:47 UTC

[There's background noise that would suggest Eiko's communicator is on. But no actual Eiko.

About 20 seconds pass while it sinks in. True love! Real proper true love with babies and happily ever afters and not a stupid play where they both die!]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:53:47 UTC

[At first Zack's confused because he hears relative silence - and then a screech.]

Oww! Hey, glad you're excited, but I need to hear!

fairyflute May 19 2010, 02:58:44 UTC

[And now talking. Very fast talking.]

Does she have a baby tummy? Can I feel it? I want to feel it! Will it kick? Please please please?

soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 03:10:44 UTC

[He's dizzy trying to keep up!]

N-Not yet! She just found out a little while ago, so it'll be a couple of months before it starts kicking. It'll be up to her if she lets you feel!

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