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May 18, 2010 21:09

[It's really, reeeally obvious from the moment the audio comes on that Zack sounds way too excited for his own good. Any more excitement and he'd grin so hard his face would split in half.]

I'm gonna be a dad!!! Aerith's having a kid! We're gonna be parents!

[If he wasn't so manly, he'd squeal.]

!vanille, !zidane, !cissnei, !denzel, !demyx, !zack, !kefka, !namine, !reno, !palom, !alma, !eiko, !sora, !cloud, !kadaj

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[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:07:53 UTC

Congratulations.

How are babies made?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:13:32 UTC

Tha - wait, you don't know?

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:16:45 UTC

Don't you just...make them with your head?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:19:10 UTC

Well, you, uh...

[Zack seriously can't decide if Kadaj is serious or not. Staaare.]

...Actually, with your head is one way to put it.

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:20:21 UTC

[Kadaj gives Zack an impatient look, figuring he just has to think it into existence.]

So make it! Make it right now!

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:22:22 UTC

[Oh sweet Shiva, he was serious!]

I-I can't! That's not how they're made!

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:25:38 UTC

Then how are they made?! Oh...I know. The Mother has to think about them.

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:32:06 UTC

What? No! There's no thinking involved! I mean, there is but -

[Zack runs a hand through his hair, clearly defeated. Maybe he could practice for a future sex talk with his kid.]

...When a man and a woman love each other very, very, very, very much, they...

[.....]

They call the stork!

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:34:06 UTC

What does an animal have to do with human babies?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:36:46 UTC

It carries a baby down from the clouds! Since, you know, people can't really get up that high and all.

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:39:32 UTC

Wouldn't they fall?

Re: [Video] soldierboy777 May 19 2010, 02:41:31 UTC

No! Since, uh, erm...[Damn, what had his parents told him back when he was six and asked this?

...They hadn't said anything about sex, WHAT IS KEFKA DOING?!]

[Video] incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:43:06 UTC

Do they live in airships? But that doesn't explain how they're made!

[Video] may I threadjack? sandinmyboots May 19 2010, 02:37:46 UTC

It's a metaphor for sex, Kadaj. Do you know what sex is?

[Kadaj is his minion; he should be properly informed. Also, trolling Zack. A++]

[Video] \o/ incompletemania May 19 2010, 02:39:53 UTC

No. What's sex?

[Video] \o/ sandinmyboots May 19 2010, 02:46:09 UTC

Sex is how animals create children. You see, most humans have...ah, Kadaj, how much do you know about the body?

[He's dealing with a four month old. He never had this problem with Celes. They got this over with nice and clinically when she was little and wouldn't get tittalated.]

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