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[melegor]

*emerges from his fortress to find out who or what is begging for destruction today*

*can't wait until he can use ALL the wonderfully revolting iconage his new mun created for him*

((Dr. Jekyll Melkor is Al Pacino. Mr. Hyde Morgoth is Tim Curry, believe it or not.))

Comments

[gothmogbalrog]

*quiet groan*

Hello, Father.

[melegor]

Let's have a status report, Steve. What have I missed and how have you failed me lately?

[gothmogbalrog]

...

You have a granddaughter I don't think you've met. Half-Feanorian. That was quite an accomplishment I think, seducing Maedhros's ickle girl.

[melegor]

That is quite a filthy accomplishment. How in Angband did you manage to get it up?

[dragon_father]

*wags his tail* :D

((Eee Legend!Tim Curry!!! <3))

[melegor]

*pets*

*tears an arm off a peasant and throws it with all his might*

Go on, boy! Gogetit! :D

[dragon_father]

*Runs off after it, picks it up and comes back to you.*

*Sits, holding the arm in his mouth with an expectant look on his face.*

*Drools*

[melegor]

*grabs the hand and plays tug-of-war with you until the arm rips in half*

Bugger.

*wipes drool and gore on his jacket*

[lord_feanor]

Excellent! HE can kill the Mariner, then we can kill him and I'll get my silmaril back. >:D

[melegor]

Must you think so loudly? It's a bit grating.

[lord_feanor]

Get out of my head, gaylord.

[melegor]

This method is so much more functional and subtle than a great big burning eye, don't you think? Well, maybe not subtle.

[caranthire]

>:)

*wonders where she put her toy sword out of a misguided sense of nostalgia*