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[melegor]

*emerges from his fortress to find out who or what is begging for destruction today*

*can't wait until he can use ALL the wonderfully revolting iconage his new mun created for him*

((Dr. Jekyll Melkor is Al Pacino. Mr. Hyde Morgoth is Tim Curry, believe it or not.))

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[gothmogbalrog]

*quiet groan*

Hello, Father.

[melegor]

Let's have a status report, Steve. What have I missed and how have you failed me lately?

[gothmogbalrog]

...

You have a granddaughter I don't think you've met. Half-Feanorian. That was quite an accomplishment I think, seducing Maedhros's ickle girl.

[melegor]

That is quite a filthy accomplishment. How in Angband did you manage to get it up?

[gothmogbalrog]

...

Excuse me?!

[melegor]

Am I being unclear? Pardon. How did you manage to maintain an erection long enough to copulate with Fëanorian scum and ejaculate the microscopic cell that helped form the monstrosity that half-balrog, half-Fëanorian spawn could only be?

I'm so PROUD of you! Or terribly sickened, I really can't decide. Perhaps both?

[gothmogbalrog]

. . .

I really don't feel comfortable discussing this with you.

[melegor]

Look out behind you! ECTHELION!

[gothmogbalrog]

0_o

WHERE?!??!!?

*whirls around and produces his whip*

...

Oh.

I hate you, Ada. >:| I want my Nana.

[melegor]

*cackles*

I hate you, too, son. Shall we sing a truly evil round of Kum Ba Yah?

[gothmogbalrog]

NO...

I think I'm going to go see how Ancalagon is doing.

[melegor]

You would do that, wouldn't you?

Be sure to let him know I'll give him a chance to redeem his latest error by re-acquiring the Silmaril.

[gothmogbalrog]

>_<

Why don't you tell him yourself? He's currently laid up in Batbabe's room after he SOMEHOW broke half his ribcage...

*gives Lisse a suspicious look*

[meldamelisse]

*rolls her eyes*

Will you QUIT complaining? He's not dead, and his cover hasn't been blown DESPITE his constant fuck-ups.

[melegor]

BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU TO DO IT. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

[gothmogbalrog]

*swallows nervously*

Yes, sir, Ada, sir.