Vending machines that steal quarters. I mean, thats just rude. You don't see me stealing money from you when you come into my workplace, people are depending on you to quench their thirst, or or worse... feed them! You even steal from little children you bastards. It's a good thing vending machines aren't placed in highly responsible places.. ( Read more... )

I refuse to disclose what all I went through at the courthouse today. but, I do want to say one thing about it ( Read more... )

There is so much I can say about Halloween. Like ( Read more... )

Ah, there is a certain tear of joy that brushes my cheeck when I sit at the Cafeteria and hear some say ( Read more... )

there is something incredibly ironic about living on campus, in all schools, not just mine ( Read more... )

The fact that in EVERY CVS pharmacy, right next to the pharmacy counter are condoms and Depends...
I mean, when I have to wait for a prescription, I don't want to start thinking about hot sex from the condoms, and then turn around and see adults in diapers... it freaks me out

TOMORROW! I'LL LUV YA TOMORROW!!
you bitches better be here - you know of who I speak.

So I had a weird and really sad dream last night ( Read more... )

O.K. peeps. you've all been to the keggers, the crazy parties and community showers ( Read more... )

MAY 28TH
RIGHT HERE
YOU KNOW TO COME OR NOT.
and yes.. of course there is a keg as usual, as well as an array of liquor.

Celebrating several birthdays.. don't remember the names, but who gives a fuck.