You know what really grinds my gears?
Vending machines that steal quarters. I mean, thats just rude. You don't see me stealing money from you when you come into my workplace, people are depending on you to quench their thirst, or or worse... feed them! You even steal from little children you bastards. It's a good thing vending machines aren't placed in highly responsible places.. like like vending machine 9-1-1 or or vending machines fire fighter, because, I just wouldn't trust them. What if they steal your phone call and you only have 2 left, and then, BAM! you're you're dead.