Well, looks like this place is about as exciting as it was when I left. Maybe even a step or two down, actually. You know, I don't know why I keep coming back. I guess in hopes that something will liven things up around here. Maybe next time I really should bring a deadly creature to set loose in the castle. Someone might not lose a limb this time ( Read more... )

This place has been more dreary than that idiot Perrault's sad attempt at fiction lately so I've been trying to think of ways to spice things up. So, I thought another addition to the castle's menagerie would be a wonderful way to brighten everyone's summer! I found the perfect candidate at one of the island outposts of the black market, too. His ( Read more... )

( I'll get to work aaany minute now. )

Blue-haired elf. Ahh, Stallion. Yes, that was it. Listen, I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's some scruffy low-life of a pirate putting the moves on your dear little sister right about now. Yes, those moves. I'd hate to see this turn into a terrible situation for the poor girl, so I just thought you should know.

Oh, this is rich. Absolutely goddamn hilarious. Think I just nearly gave Hervey a heart-attack. Except it wasn't him. I'd say nothing's funnier than watching Hervey carrying on a coughing fit and nearly fainting like that, but I'm fairly certain Viktor's current situation takes the cake. Of course, where Hervey really is is pretty good, too. I'm ( Read more... )

Well, well, the tide's rolling in again, is it? Sounds like fun times ahead. And it looks like Hervey's making new friends already. How cute.

I haven't seen that lout Edgar in quite some time, and I've half a mind to set sail for somewhere much warmer without him for a while. Seems it's easier not to miss someone after they've died once already. A ( Read more... )

If anyone ever sets me up on a team with those two brats again, I swear I will throttle them both right off and then just do the job myself. They cost me my demonic slave-for-a-day.

Right, I think I'm going to need a drink or ten now.

Alright, brat, I'm feeling generous. Aren't you lucky ( Read more... )

DNA indeed

Here's a drama, there's a drama, and another little drama, human drama, demon drama, drama drama ANGST ( Read more... )