C- "We're just groupies." H- "Erk." C- "Can you field that one?" Me- "Someone's going to put a ring around your neck and tighten it for that one." C- "That would be ideal." Me- "Abelian puns already and you just have to add another." H- "This is why we don't make abstract algebra puns." Me- "Why?" H- "Because they're horrible."
"Someone has a convergent series that solves the three-body problem. Unfortunately, to be useful, it takes about 10^8,000,000 terms to get enough accuracy. This is where mathematicians and computer scientists disagree. Mathematicians call this solved, and computer scientists laugh."