Yeah, bad lol cats joke., but it works in this case.  While it won't replace Transformers nas my biggest geek orgasm in my life, nor has it a chance of ever unseating Casablanca as the greatest movie ever made, I have jsut recieved news that makes my life pretty much complete until I find a woman who will take my worthless ass.  It was announced a ( Read more... )

I don't usually put anything in here of a political nature (to be honest, I don't usually put anything in here if you look at my post schedule,) but every so often a man is compelled to put his thoughts down to paper.  Those thoughts may not be terribly original, particularly thought provoking, or inherently deep, but it must happen.  That why I ( Read more... )

I am just the least bit (really, its videos, its not going to ruin my day) irritated today.  Netflix has had a problem with its shipping system around tuesday-ish, and are proclaiming with sadness that a good deal of their DVD deliveries will be delayed this week.  Again, I say its videos and will not ruin my day, trivial as it is, I did kind of ( Read more... )

So, back in 1990, I was a strapping young lad of ten years, still forced into family vacations coming home to the great state of Alabama every month or so.  This was back before my grand-ma got the cancer that eventually killed her, and i was stuck in that wierd little vacuum of kid existance where birthdays were welcome, and I didn't really care ( Read more... )

So, its been about a year and a half since my last entry.  Yes, I realize I have all the consistency of a wet dish towel, but I'm working on that.  So, where does the old bastard's siutation stand at the moment?  Well, I am currently signed back up into goold ol' TUNA to try to learn to educate the future of this great country of ours.  I am at ( Read more... )

New ideas coming to me...  Things that wuold get me killed...  I still find them funny...

Trachiotomy Whores.com - The new smokers fetish site...

Godhatesretards.com - a lovely little site spoofing the dumb assholes over at godhatesfags.com

Hasta Manana

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I've come to the conclusion that blogs suck.  Seriously.  They're like petulant little children.  They demand attention, try to force you into bad habits like discipline, deep thought, and even, god forbid, try to force to stay interesting.  I don't know why I've tried to start/maintain one over the last three years. They truly are. a. pain.

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"Dear Diary... There is a bomb in your mother's car, which will be triggered by the scent of that rancid perfume she alwys fucking wears. She was a good woman, but maybe this'll teach you to keep your fucking cat from shitting in my newspaper ( Read more... )

Well, two days from now, School starts back to once more wreak havoc on my fragile mental state. My class load is once more history laden, but I've stacked most of that into night classes, so the upside of this semester is, I get to work and actually earn some money, so there will be no worries of destitution keeping me up at night. Darth Bastard ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm no where near as down on chsristmas as I usually am these days. However, people start to worry if I ever get too happy, so I keep up the curmudgeon act to keep them happy. Besides, if i ever start acting too happy, the universe usually decicdes to ease on in and make sure my karma balance dosen't get out of the red. Its something of a ( Read more... )