Room 314 - Early Saturday Morning

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Last night had been...interesting. Chuck had fun, yes, and he didn't regret anything that happened at all, no matter how awkward it felt after. It just gave him a lot to think about. He didn't like that too much. Having stuff to think about was no good. Thinking meant that there wasn't much sleep going on and no sleep meant that Chuck wasn't in the

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"Daaaaaaddy!" There was a muffled knocking. Knocking because she'd been told to knock before coming into Daddy's bedroom, muffled because her hands were full and she was kicking it with her shoe. "Mommy? I made you breakfast!"

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"SHE'S A LIAR!" Chiyo shouted. "She eats sweets when she's not supposed to!"

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Chuck pretended to look shocked. "Brownie, is that true?"

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"No," she replied instantly. "I'm always s'posed to!"

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"Oh my gosh, you are such a liar!" Chiyo whispered. Loudly. She looked up at her dad and smiled. "I'm a good girl! Except when people are jerks."

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"Well, you shouldn't be nice to jerks," Chuck said to the both of them. Useful advice, yes.

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"I'm a good liar," Brownie said to Chiyo, and again with the tongue. "Better'n you."

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"You so are not!" Chiyo argued. "I'm the bestest liar ever!"

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"I'm a better liar than the both of you," Chuck said, feeling that would settle the argument.

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"Mom says lying's bad," Brownie pointed out. The contradiction really didn't confuse her any more than the rest of the world did.

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"Your mom's wrong," Chiyo said simply.

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Chuck...kind of had to agree with Chiyo. But he didn't say anything since, hi, that was bad and he knew it. Instead he just held up a hand to hide his smile.

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Brownie was only too aware that her mom was occasionally not right, but that didn't stop her from reacting in immediate defense. "Maybe. But sometimes it's bad. It's bad to lie to me!"

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"I don't lie to you, Brownie," Chiyo lied.

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Chuck raised an eyebrow. That was totally his kid. "Have you two bothered your mothers yet?"

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Brownie shook her head. "Do you know where she is? She can have some cake!"