Room 314 - Early Saturday Morning

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Last night had been...interesting. Chuck had fun, yes, and he didn't regret anything that happened at all, no matter how awkward it felt after. It just gave him a lot to think about. He didn't like that too much. Having stuff to think about was no good. Thinking meant that there wasn't much sleep going on and no sleep meant that Chuck wasn't in the

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"Daaaaaaddy!" There was a muffled knocking. Knocking because she'd been told to knock before coming into Daddy's bedroom, muffled because her hands were full and she was kicking it with her shoe. "Mommy? I made you breakfast!"

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"Her real name is Breanna," Chiyo said with the tone of someone who was tattling.

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"Well, I figured Brownie was a nickname," Chuck said. He had hoped it was a nickname.

Chuck suddenly did a mental count of how many kids this meant and found that he needed to sit down. "Five freaking kids."

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Brownie frowned. "Five? You said Georgette Sparks didn't count 'cause her mommy was LYING and that's bad."

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"Five? Mommy's really going to beat you up," Chiyo informed him. "And not in the dirty way that you like."

What? She heard her parents talking sometimes.

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"Georgina Sparks is a liar and a psycho," Chuck said, pointed at Brownie. Then he pointed at Chiyo. "And I don't enjoy getting beat up."

Chuck ran a hand through his head. "Some weird crap is going down and Daddy has a few more kids than usual right now, okay?"

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"...Okay." It didn't take a lot to placate Brownie when it came to Daddy. Or... most boys really. It's in the genes. She pursed her mouth. "They can't have any cake, though!"

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"No they can't!" Chiyo agreed. "We're still your favorites, right? And you like me better than Brownie!"

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"I like all of you equally," Chuck said with a exasperated sigh.

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"Bneahhhh," brownie said, making a googly face at Chiyo and sticking out her tongue.

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"Don't make me pop you, Brownie," Chiyo threatened, holding up her fist.

Okay, she really wouldn't hit Brownie but it was still fun to scare her.

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"Note to self: Don't let Chiyo and Mary be alone together," Chuck mumbled. They'd just end up killing each other. "Chiyo, don't threaten your sister. Threaten people you aren't related to."

Chuck was falling into this dad thing quicker than he thought he would.

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"She does that lots," Brownie popped up with, in proud tones. She had a really short grudge-holding limit.

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Chiyo nodded. "Mommy says they deserve it."

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Chuck smirked. "So you two get into trouble a lot, huh?"

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Brownie looked as innocent as possible.

It was a terrifying look.

"Not meeeee! I'm good!"

No, no, she wasn't. She was just slightly gooderer than Chiyo.