I love him.

Which means I hate him.

Such is how my fucked up little brain works.

You see, if anything has been learned in my twenty something years of being, it’s that those you love will enviably turn on you or, perhaps worse, simply forget that you even exist.

“Why do you push everyone so hard John?”

So my wife quietly asks. She’s ( Read more... )

Yellow Submarine

Re; Under the sea, which looks just like on land, but whatever.

ANNOUNCER (in blank monotone)

Once upon mumble mumble long ago mumble mumble not so sure, mumble mumble mumble Pepperland. Mumble something something mumble mumble mumble with a large camel like mumble mumble; John didn’t like being on top, however, so mumble ( Read more... )

Two of us

Re; New York, 197whatever, JARED HARRIS’S apartment.

AIDAN QUINN decides to visit JARED because apparently there just aren’t enough Beatle movies out there. Plus the SCREENWRITER needed more money for pot.

AIDAN QUINN, (as JARED opens the door.)

…Hey John…

JARED HARRIS

You’re surprised to see me after so many years?

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