Apparently, I get to be cool here.

And then they make me gay.

WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE MY COOLNESS ALONE?!

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Continued from here.

Most times, he never regretted being a mutant.  Super-strength was cool and he'd always wanted to be a superhuman star wrestler.  But that dream was over.  Shot down by that Kingmaker asshole and got me banned from the league after blowing my body up the first time.  Mother fucker.

Which reminded him.  Invulnerability was cool ( Read more... )

Thick granite fingers smeared in orange powder slowly turn the page of the magazine.  Bag of abandoned Cheetos to his left are completely forgotten.

Ohhh, this one is totally HOT!!  Pink hair, pale skin, and the biggest rack he's ever-

No, wait.  Ms. Munroe's are bigger.  Or mebbe that weird Britishy dame, Psylocke.  Gah, he heard she worked out in a ( Read more... )