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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I stole green_anole's purse (-30 points). In March I turned hunkling in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Tuesday I helped billy_be_a_hero wipe his butt with a palm leaf (6 points). Last Wednesday I pushed lil_hellion in the mud (-17 points). In January I set chase_n_frog's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-104 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rock_slide
DUDE, I'M NOT HELPING ANY NAKED GUY WIPE THEIR ANYTHING. Sheesh, what is up with you Gay Avengers...