write the salacious book.

[robyn_ma]

First of all, this website is inadvertently hilarious. Or frightening/infuriating, depending on your mood.

But! This page of the website is the best. Seriously.

I want to write a book that meets ALL these criteria:

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This is the best paragraph ever written.

[epilady]

Not only on LJ, but anywhere:

so then a moose with six dicks totally boned a Transformer while it was trying to turn into a car. and it was a TOTALLY sweet car, dude. then the moose came all over the car's face. moose bukkake, duuuude!!! rawk on!!!1!!one!!

****howling**

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[robyn_ma]

'moose bukkake' would be a good name for a band. :)

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[fj]

I fear the imagery of the homonym.

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[robyn_ma]

mousse bukkake? yeah...

y'know, in certain circles, that's called 'protein conditioning'...

[princessrugger]

jesus gets ass-fucked by seventeen retarded atheists. he forgives them, though, so it's cool.

wow. epilady tells no lies when she speaks of your humor. i am laughing aloud to myself in my empty apartment because of this.

[freshwater_pr0n]

Pure comedy gold, those board of education ladies.

[gatopreto]

pabbis.com sounds obscene enough!

I like this recommendation, from the site:

"- Monitor what your child reads like a paranoid hawk -"

My favorite part of all?

[epilady]

I had to wait until I was at home to read the Pabbis site because Sony's firewalls blocked it.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!