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and we have a weiner...uh...winner!
ok, which one of you put your money on "late august 2009" in the official How Long Until Freepers Start Openly Discussing Obama's Junk office pool?
The fine Real Americans at the Free Republic have found Obama's achilles heel: his Long Dark Staff of White Insecurity.
hoosiermama ( Read more... ) -
it's still today in california
happy birthday, in no particular order, to:
goodbadgirl! you delight and inspire. the world is a better place with you in it, every day.
koaloha! your friendship and guidance are more valuable than you can know. i am grateful for your joyous spirit and your nutty, lovely way of seeing life's oddities.
mwah mwah to you both! -
dear restaurant patron,
when you send back your dessert because there are "maggot eggs" in your ice cream, not only will we force your waitress to return to you and, against her will, explain that those are in fact vanilla bean seeds, we will also tell absolutely every single person who works at the restaurant (and many people who don't) and mock you relentlessly for ( Read more... ) -
for gordonzola: the simpsons go to italy!
homer: we got the cheese insurance!
marge: it doesn't cover mortadella!
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