Tonight I am spending the evening watching _emilydickinson and anne_bradstreet going at it like a pair of bitches in heat.

WTF?

Who the hell is wyndham_earle?

I've never read any of his poetry anyway.

Jesus christ.

I haven't even really started this journal yet [and we all know why that is don't we opheliablue you bitch?] and I've got so many friends.

I am so fucking awesome.

Sometimes I get so exhausted from all the sex I have that I forget that I might have already asked this wanker ( Read more... )

Christ, I don't believe it.

That bleepbleepbleep Ted Kooser has a LiveJournal too now AND he has friended me.

That lazy cow, opheliablue, hasn't let me log in for ages so I only just noticed ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's right. I am still waiting ( Read more... )

I wish that bitch [opheliablue] would hurry up and read those two books about me she got so that I can start writing this journal. She says she does not 'know' me well enough yet to start writing properly. She says she 'needs a better feel of me.' I bet she does. All the women say that ( Read more... )