Comments | robanybody: My God, You're Like A Living Wrecking Ball.

robanybody

My God, You're Like A Living Wrecking Ball.

Dec 16, 2010 09:51

Every time I talk to Gus about H50, I end up writing something cracked out and ridiculous, and you'd think I'd know better by now, but I clearly never learn. Luckily for me, she was kind enough to edit this madness and took out all my unnecessary adverbs and generally made it a better story. And then I wrote stuff in after she was done and probably ( Read more... )

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misspamela December 16 2010, 15:14:39 UTC

You are the VERY BEST. \o/ Thank you so much for making my week better already!!!

This:

"Which is when we decided to get out and start shooting back," Steve adds, his face all flushed and earnest-looking, and Danny scrolls back in his head through what he knows of Steve and translates: Hagel showed up, and instead of just observing him like they were supposed to, Steve and Kono followed him into the boat without back-up, Hagel noticed them and started shooting, shit went down.

"Where did the bazooka come in?" Danny asks evenly, surprised by how well he manages it considering that he has a headache building up behind his eyes and he still has to write up the fucking report on this.

DYING. The mental translation! Danny writing his report like I'm trying to write my Yuletide! *g* So awesome!

robanybody December 17 2010, 01:17:43 UTC

Poor Danny and you! And I am so glad that everything is getting better for you. :-*

tjournal December 16 2010, 15:37:11 UTC

hahahahahaha

Perfect.

robanybody December 17 2010, 01:20:43 UTC

\O/

traveller December 16 2010, 15:38:26 UTC

Danny, your rageface fills me with joy.

robanybody December 17 2010, 01:21:14 UTC

Truly, his rageface is a thing of beauty.

amy_vic December 16 2010, 15:39:08 UTC

"due process, motherfucker, they're not just words I made up," -- it was at this point that I started giggling. And then: Steve pretends that a warrant is some terrible rock band from the '80s I couldn't *breathe*, because that is fucking awesome, and Danny would (get Chin to) hack Steve's phone to play Sweet Cherry Pie as his ringtone everytime Danny calls. HEEEEE.

"My insurance doesn't cover 'acts of 5-0 in the pursuit of justice'," he says, sounding defeated and tired. - WHEEEE!!! I would really like to see their personal insurance policies someday. Because you know after the first week of working with Steve, Danny was calling up his insurance guy, all, "Do you have a policy for, that if I get drugged, shot, thrown off a building *and* run over by an armoured car, all in the same day, it will that pay out enough money to finish out the child support I owe Rachel and for my daughter to go to a really good college?"

"Blow me, brah," he says cheerfully, stepping away from Danny to head out of the office. "Oh," he says, looking over ( ... )

robanybody December 17 2010, 01:23:21 UTC

We all (okay, maybe not Danny) know he shot out that drum on purpose.

Dude, you know Chin's totally got Steve's back and willfully omitted the part where Steve is a crazy motherfucker who totally, ON PURPOSE, blew up an entire warehouse just to get the bad guy. Chin also has Danny's back in that he won't tell him that part because he knows what Danny's doctor said about his blood pressure. CHIN IS JUST THAT KIND OF GUY.

amy_vic December 17 2010, 01:46:42 UTC

I love Chin. That is all.

(Okay, actually, not. Did you ever watch Three Rivers? I'm working my way through it now, and Alex is fucking KILLING ME, because he basically has fabulous chemistry with every single person he has scenes with, and I may or may not have had Thoughts about some RPF, which I don't even know how to deal with. And then there's the part where he's in scrubs 90% of the time, which, well. You know.)

robanybody December 17 2010, 03:12:00 UTC

I have not watched Three Rivers at all! Partly because I am just burned out on medical shows in general, but also because the plot of the show just did not interest me. And yet, Alex having chemistry with everyone and RPF Thoughts. I am intrigued. :O

celli December 16 2010, 15:48:41 UTC

PUNCHED OUT SUSPECT WITH HIS FACE.

This is awesome. And also I kind of want to create that PowerPoint. Where do you find clip art of a guy being held over the edge of a roof?

franzeska December 16 2010, 20:26:49 UTC

Dude... You should totally do it.

robanybody December 17 2010, 01:24:44 UTC

If you create the PowerPoint presentation, I will be delighted beyond all measure. And I have no idea where to find that clip-art in real life, but you know Steve has something like that in his Clip Art collection because Kono totally made it for him in Paint after the first day of working with him.