24 naughty words [recorded]

[bitchin_beanie]

I NEED A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT. What fatasses around here have boats? I'll, like... buy it, or some shit. If I gotta. I'd rather rip your goddamn throat out and take the fucking thing, but I'll buy it if I gotta.

SO, VOLUNTEERS?

Comments

[eatshootsnleves]

Uh-uh. Terms.

Kill anyone to get it and the race is off. I'll torch your goddamn boat to the water first.

[bitchin_beanie]

Hey, you didn't mention any goddamn terms! That shit's cheating!

[eatshootsnleves]

That's how it is, asswipe. My race, my rules.

[bitchin_beanie]

Anyone ever tell you you're Rivelata's biggest fuckin' bitch? Someone oughta pin a goddamn blue ribben to your ass.

[piratebaast]

I'm building one.

[bitchin_beanie]

...Seriously?

Dude, bro, give that shit here! Not to Roy! Roy wouldn't fuckin' appreciate it right.

[eatshootsnleves]

It's true. I don't have a kink for splinters.

[piratebaast]

You can go fuck yourself.

Piracy is my profession. Where I come from, you have to know your profession inside and out. Building a ship isn't a piece of cake, but it's something I've learned out of necessity. Oh, but I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you? I also suppose you wouldn't know that out of everyone on this piece of shit little island, I am the only one who knows what's out there.

Good luck with that ... "voyage" of yours.

[rosereddaughter]

What, you can't fly?

[bitchin_beanie]

Are you fucking serious?

[rosereddaughter]

Even a fifty-year old child can fly at least a few miles. Is it something your world's vampires are unable to do?

[bitchin_beanie]

Your world's vampires are fuckin' godmoders.

[dynast_queen]

A boat race.

[bitchin_beanie]

Fuck yeah a boat race! To doom or death or a motherfuckin' ice cream party!

[dynast_queen]

I suppose I'll be attending, then.

[bitchin_beanie]

Aw hell yeah. Whatever happens, 'least we got a sweet set'a tits with us!

[trusts_none]

Planning a trip?

[bitchin_beanie]

Looks like it! Break up some of the fuckin' monotony around here, you know?

[trusts_none]

Do try not to die. I'd hate to lose one of my most valuable customers.

[bitchin_beanie]

Fuck dying. Been there, done that! Figure I'm good for a pretty long fucking while without it.

In fact, I'll do your ass one better. I'll even come back again.