24 naughty words [recorded]

[bitchin_beanie]

I NEED A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT. What fatasses around here have boats? I'll, like... buy it, or some shit. If I gotta. I'd rather rip your goddamn throat out and take the fucking thing, but I'll buy it if I gotta.

SO, VOLUNTEERS?

Comments

[trusts_none]

Planning a trip?

[bitchin_beanie]

Looks like it! Break up some of the fuckin' monotony around here, you know?

[trusts_none]

Do try not to die. I'd hate to lose one of my most valuable customers.

[bitchin_beanie]

Fuck dying. Been there, done that! Figure I'm good for a pretty long fucking while without it.

In fact, I'll do your ass one better. I'll even come back again.

[trusts_none]

Well, well - I suppose I'll be waiting for you, then.

[bitchin_beanie]

That a promise?

[trusts_none]

Why, I do believe it is.