24 naughty words [recorded]

[bitchin_beanie]

I NEED A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT. What fatasses around here have boats? I'll, like... buy it, or some shit. If I gotta. I'd rather rip your goddamn throat out and take the fucking thing, but I'll buy it if I gotta.

SO, VOLUNTEERS?

Comments

[dynast_queen]

A boat race.

[bitchin_beanie]

Fuck yeah a boat race! To doom or death or a motherfuckin' ice cream party!

[dynast_queen]

I suppose I'll be attending, then.

[bitchin_beanie]

Aw hell yeah. Whatever happens, 'least we got a sweet set'a tits with us!

[dynast_queen]

Watch your tongue, Jan, or I'll have it from you myself.

[bitchin_beanie]

You'd miss the sweet fuckin' sound of my voice too much, don't even lie.

[dynast_queen]

[Oy.]

You are completely incorrigible.

[bitchin_beanie]

You're sweet.

You serious about this?

[dynast_queen]

[Sigh.]

About what, Jan.

[bitchin_beanie]

About the fuckin' boat race. It ain't just around the island and back.

[dynast_queen]

I won't be joining you on your voyage, if that's what you're implying. There's still much work to be done here in Rivelata, and I cannot abide oathbreakers.