To whom this may concern.

[a_noble_thief]

General Cross Marian: We have your woman. If you'd like her back, meet me in the industrial district in the ship warehouse. Please come get her soon, she's driving us bloody mad. If not, I'm sure one of the local fishermen would be interested in crab bait.

Comments

[inveterately]

Claire. Why the hell did you take Claire.

[a_noble_thief]

You don't seem to be General Cross, so be a good lad and BUTT OUT.

[inveterately]

In case you hadn't noticed, moron, Cross is in the fucking jungle.

[a_noble_thief]

If Cross cares enough, he will come back for her. The jungle is a load of crock anyway.

[ms_delusive]

You, love, are brilliant. ♥

[a_noble_thief]

I'm not nearly as brilliant, as you are beautiful.

[ms_delusive]

You spoil me ~

[a_noble_thief]

I don't think that's possible. Beauty and brains should be rewarded.

[bearer_of_shame]

Do you think this will work, Balthier? Cross has yet to say anything...

[a_noble_thief]

Of course this will work! My plans always work! Now without Fran to help me, I'm not so sure..

[bearer_of_shame]

Because you're the leading man? I will help as best as I can, but I am hardly your partner. She is better suited for you.

[a_noble_thief]

Of course!

[travistouchdown]

We could always duct tape her mouth... Or leave her in the basement. I don't mind sharing my room. She's no Major Kusanagi, but I'll deal.

[bearer_of_shame]

That is not necessary.

[travistouchdown]

Who said anything about necessity?

[bearer_of_shame]

She may be our captive, but that does not mean there is cause to harm her.

[crucifying]

Wait, let me get this straight. You kidnapped the... girl... who heals. And can't die.

[a_noble_thief]

Oh, she can die. I've already looked into it.

[crucifying]

I'm sure you have.

[a_noble_thief]

So, would you prefer the head- or the body? I don't want to pay shipping for both.