To whom this may concern.

[a_noble_thief]

General Cross Marian: We have your woman. If you'd like her back, meet me in the industrial district in the ship warehouse. Please come get her soon, she's driving us bloody mad. If not, I'm sure one of the local fishermen would be interested in crab bait.

Comments

[travistouchdown]

We could always duct tape her mouth... Or leave her in the basement. I don't mind sharing my room. She's no Major Kusanagi, but I'll deal.

[bearer_of_shame]

That is not necessary.

[travistouchdown]

Who said anything about necessity?

[bearer_of_shame]

She may be our captive, but that does not mean there is cause to harm her.

[travistouchdown]

You're putting words in my mouth, pal.

Maybe you need the duct tape too.

[bearer_of_shame]

Duct tape? I do not know of this, but I'd rather you keep it from the girl and myself.

[travistouchdown]

It's a magic device - it keeps people from saying stupid shit.

[bearer_of_shame]

... I fear you are jesting with me.

[travistouchdown]

Don't believe me?

I could demonstrate.

[bearer_of_shame]

No... thank you, that is not necessary.

[travistouchdown]

Well, then I'll duct tape her, and you can see the magic firsthand.

Everybody wins. Especially if I end up with a blonde chick in my room. <3

[bearer_of_shame]

There is no need to do anything to her. Leave the girl be, she is distressed enough as is.

[travistouchdown]

Fucking white knight.

Yeah, whatever.

[bearer_of_shame]

I am glad we've reached an understanding.