To whom this may concern.

[a_noble_thief]

General Cross Marian: We have your woman. If you'd like her back, meet me in the industrial district in the ship warehouse. Please come get her soon, she's driving us bloody mad. If not, I'm sure one of the local fishermen would be interested in crab bait.

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[crucifying]

Wait, let me get this straight. You kidnapped the... girl... who heals. And can't die.

[a_noble_thief]

Oh, she can die. I've already looked into it.

[crucifying]

I'm sure you have.

[a_noble_thief]

So, would you prefer the head- or the body? I don't want to pay shipping for both.

[crucifying]

Sigh.

[a_noble_thief]

So?

[crucifying]

So, I'm... unimpressed.

[a_noble_thief]

I'm hardly trying to impress you.
If one of these fools doesn't bring you back, I have a cashcow to trade for something of equal use. I'll make sure to show her this journal though, so she can see how much you adore her.

[crucifying]

Go for it.

[a_noble_thief]

You should of seen the look on her face. It was priceless.

[crucifying]

Give her a kiss for me.

[a_noble_thief]

I can give her more than that, if you're feeling so generous. Maybe I'll do it anyway.

[crucifying]

Well, now that all of Rivelata knows you've got no tact.

[a_noble_thief]

Pot calling the kettle black? I was just mirroring your charm, and figured I would save you having to ask!

[crucifying]

I dunno, I draw the line at snatching up cheap collateral and then threatening to rape it.

[a_noble_thief]

Perhaps if you gave a damn, I wouldn't need to go through such measures to garner your attention. So you don't mind me KILLING her, but you mind me RAPING her? You're a strange man Cross Marian.