Joanna and I broke up, most of my friends moved away, and I live alone in a small apartment with a tiny, empty kitchen. Now that there is nobody around to make food for me, I have been on a hunt for very simple recipes that someone with no cooking experience and no access to human supervision or companionship can make. Bonus points if the dish is ( Read more... )

The following entry was written a few days ago on my flight from Rio de Janeiro back to the US. I was going out of my mind from boredom and jetlag, so apologies in advance if reading it makes you dumber.

SIX REASONS NOT TO FLY AMERICAN AIRLINESThe first five all have to do with delays. All five times this trip I or anyone in my family have flown ( Read more... )

BURGER? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW 'ER!

O. FRABJOUS-DEY REVIEWS T. G. I. FRIDAY'S TO GOI'm going to begin by telling you a story about a cashier that tried to screw me over but instead screwed over the suffering. Not that this should automatically bias my review of T. G. I. Friday's To Go; I'm just pointing this out for the sake of narrative ( Read more... )

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ADVENTURES FROM THE UNBELIEVABLY STIMULATING LIFE OF O. FRABJOUS-DEYYesterday, I had dinner with Melissa's parents. It was nice. Then we went to a pub quiz. We won, but only because we had about fifteen people on our team. The limit was eight. No one minded ( Read more... )