completely honest. And no, Steve, I won't confess later. ;)

1.What is your full name: Kristen Patricia Warren
2.Spell your name backwards: nerraw aicirtap netsirk
3.Date of birth: October 25, 1985
4.Male or female: Female
5.Astrological sign:
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can ( Read more... )

guess who's baaaa-aaaack....

Wow. I'm almost embarassed that the last time I wrote it was about me getting arrested. Yikes ( Read more... )

I must say that I almost considered getting rid of this thing altogether but I figured that since it's before 7am (!!!) and I've just had the most hilarious weekend, it is post-worthy ( Read more... )

So I just spent four hours shoveling our driveway outside. My brother (who came home Thursday!!!) almost died laughing, and I have absolutely no idea why.


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Is it wrong that I was terrified to take this quiz honestly? I guess I shouldn't be surprised with the results.


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Our fish Archemedes/Cheddar Cheese, bit the big one last night. We think it was fishicide.


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It's funny how things work out ( Read more... )

One should always be drunk. That's the thing that matters. In order not to feel the horrible burden of Time, which breaks your shoulders and crushes you to the ground, one should be drunk without ceasing ( Read more... )