It Turns Out To Just Be A Vessel For Hoon.

[rionaleonhart]

Today, on the telephone:

Riona's Brother: Has Dad voted yet?
Riona: Er, I don't know.
Riona's Brother: When he gets home, if he hasn't voted, maybe you could... break his ankles

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[wolfy_writing]

Your first election! Congratulations!

It took me ages to stop confusing Gordon Brown and Derren Brown.

[wolfy_writing]

Also, while "I'm going to answer the door now, but I'm coming back for your cock" was impressively slashy, "He's an idiot, but he's my idiot" managed to be even slashier.

And I'm quite convinced Johnson would sleep with Mark if Mark ever managed to avoid coming off as overly dorky or painfully sincere. At the very least, he'd do it to spite Jeremy.

ETA: As I was typing, Johnson said Mark could be Camilla to his Charles, and patted him on the face. He wants Mark to be his royal mistress! And Jeremy and Johnson are giving each other death glares!

[wolfy_writing]

And also, Mark Corrigan's just proclaimed himself "the least French person on the planet", and then started rambling about cheese. He needs to meet James May in fanfic.

EVEN MORE STUFF: Mark just asked Jeremy to be his white concubine.

[rionaleonhart]

I love 'He's an idiot, but he's my idiot'. Mark knows that Jeremy will give terrible advice, but Jeremy is the one he goes to anyway, because Jeremy is his. They are such a wonderful awful couple.

Oh, dear, Mark and May meeting would be horrendously awkward.

Mark just asked Jeremy to be his white concubine.

...I don't remember this.

[darkest_alchemy]

I actually sort of like Cameron, from what I've seen of him as a person rather than as a politician. I wouldn't vote for him though.

I would so vote for Derren Brown.

[emmarrrrr]

LOLITICS! I HAVE JOINED LIKE A SHOT (EVEN THOUGH I AM A DIRTY RIGHT-WING TORY, BUT WHATEVERZ.)

[rimon]

Your political Pokemon assignments are brilliant.

[clo]

In case work has eaten your brain too much to stay up watching election coverage, there was a cute moment between Mitchell and Brooker at the end of the Alt. Election on C4; Mitchell said something about chavs, then glared at Brooker and said "Don't give me that look Charlie! It's late!"

It was...oddly domestic and I can totally see why you 'ship them. (And now *I* kind of 'ship them too. It was a cute moment!)