It Turns Out To Just Be A Vessel For Hoon.

[rionaleonhart]

Today, on the telephone:

Riona's Brother: Has Dad voted yet?
Riona: Er, I don't know.
Riona's Brother: When he gets home, if he hasn't voted, maybe you could... break his ankles

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[wolfy_writing]

Your first election! Congratulations!

It took me ages to stop confusing Gordon Brown and Derren Brown.

[wolfy_writing]

Also, while "I'm going to answer the door now, but I'm coming back for your cock" was impressively slashy, "He's an idiot, but he's my idiot" managed to be even slashier.

And I'm quite convinced Johnson would sleep with Mark if Mark ever managed to avoid coming off as overly dorky or painfully sincere. At the very least, he'd do it to spite Jeremy.

ETA: As I was typing, Johnson said Mark could be Camilla to his Charles, and patted him on the face. He wants Mark to be his royal mistress! And Jeremy and Johnson are giving each other death glares!

[wolfy_writing]

And also, Mark Corrigan's just proclaimed himself "the least French person on the planet", and then started rambling about cheese. He needs to meet James May in fanfic.

EVEN MORE STUFF: Mark just asked Jeremy to be his white concubine.

[rionaleonhart]

I love 'He's an idiot, but he's my idiot'. Mark knows that Jeremy will give terrible advice, but Jeremy is the one he goes to anyway, because Jeremy is his. They are such a wonderful awful couple.

Oh, dear, Mark and May meeting would be horrendously awkward.

Mark just asked Jeremy to be his white concubine.

...I don't remember this.

[wolfy_writing]

I think it might have been during the moving-to-India plan? I'm drawing a blank now, and I just saw this! Mark was all "...and you can be my white concubine!"

Now I'm going to be wondering which episode it was. I was just watching series four.

[rionaleonhart]

Ooh, series four! Have you seen the final episode? The ending is such a lovely Mark-and-Jeremy moment.

[wolfy_writing]

I have! It's quite sweet. I didn't know Jeremy could be sweet to Mark!