Randolph Legacy, Generation 5.2!
Gen 3 spouse, Violet Laroux is by simplicist and current spouse, Emmett Wilder, is by imaginepageant.
Last time, EVERYONE GRADUATED, Aphrodite moved back, got a job in Entertainment and married Emmett Wilder. Emmett's once opportunity to behave sanely was used to get him a Journalism job. Aphrodite's first pregnancy resulted in a son, Anteros. Aphrodite and Emmett both were moderately successful at their jobs, and Violet's moderate success at child-rearing continued with her grandchildren. Anteros became a toddler with stealth elf ears, and Aphrodite's second pregnancy resulted in another son, Eros. Anteros became a well-adjusted child, while Eros became another toddler with elf ears. Aphrodite begun a third pregnancy, which was not without some complications...
OH YEAH AND THE ISBI STATS DID NOT CHANGE.
Heph is all like "SO YOU BURNED BREAKFAST." I'd say give her a little credit, Aphrodite's the only one doing anything around here!
APRIL SERIOUSLY I WANT TO GO FOR VARIETY HERE
I think I love Anteros.
I love how Aphrodite is subtly checking out Emmett's ass while she smustles.
Emmett...isn't doing so well. As a Pleasure sim, he needs to fulfill his crazy minute-point whims on his own, and it just ain't happening.
He tries to put on a happy face in front of people, though.
Suck-up or privileged firstborn?
Privileged firstborn, definitely.
Look, you can't talk smack about your relatives, even after they're gone. They are ghosts and they will HAUNT YOU.
Come on, sometimes they do that for no good reason at all!
It's good to know that all of the newspaper stealers are now related in some way and that it still doesn't stop them!
Almost good parenting here!
I don't think Anteros wants to play with you, Violet.
...don't worry. Violet found someone who DID want to play with her!
POP
And what could possibly make them so happy in their relationship?
Story time!
GEEZ EMMETT, MAN IT UP A BIT
I can see Hephaestus agrees with me.
Anteros is off to school with the most interesting bus driver ever.
That IS Eros passed out, starving, next to a full bottle. Do you feel bad? I hope not...
...Aphrodite tried to feed him this bottle a couple of hours ago.
I think you've done about all you can do, hon.
You would think, heavily pregnant and all, she wouldn't find this fun, but she definitely does!
I finally got some tile up around their pool, but it's too chilly outside to use it. :(
BEHOLD THE SOLUTION TO OUR TODDLER NUTRITION ISSUES
The toddler cannot move or release itself and, when presented with food, there is nothing else for him to do but consume it.
Unfortunately, he seems to eat a tad bit faster than mommy does.
Personally, I think Aphrodite's doing a great job. What's your problem?
See, now you know how to study! Too bad you can't do it autonomously... :(
Okay, who keeps putting the toddler in the crib when there are blankets?
Look, after this, you won't be in a crib again, Eros.
Hmm...he looks quite a bit like Emmett.
I swear, it's like everything that Violet does is carefully calculated to make me say AWWWW...
Eros then proceeded to play the piano ALL NIGHT LONG.
Hey, the playing isn't that bad, Aphrodite...oh, wait a minute...
I keep hitting it, promise.
LOL
I actually don't think we'll have enough time to fulfill it, with all these single births. Even if we wanted to!
What's up?
Just going through labor. Again.
Another boy, with light-toned skin, red hair, and Emmett's blue eyes. His name is Deimos. God of Dread.
Boy, I'd hate to see what she'd look like doing this if she didn't LIKE kids.
Don't look so thrilled at your un-burnt breakfast, boys. UNGRATEFUL WRETCHES.
Good job, Emmett. That's the bottle she just fed to the baby. Except it wasn't spoiled when Aphrodite did it.
Did we really have to get married right away?
Yes? You are my perfect match, which means we had to get married!
Well, if ACR won't do it...
...I will.
Daddy has really big issues right now, Anteros. I'm sure he's actually really proud of you.
I'm actually glad when I see Violet's got a baby. It usually means shit is getting done. This time, she was on her way to change the diaper before the kid even filled it. That takes SKILLS.
Then, I noticed Eros was wanting a goldfish. And I realized, no maid on the Randolph lot means that there wasn't a maid to get caught in a never-ending loop of aquarium cleaning!
We'll see how long it takes me to get sick of this.
:D
I don't know if she's congratulating him in general, or sarcastically congratulating him for actually hitting the milestone with someone besides her.
SUPER GRANDMA
At first I was all O_O, because Julian Amore was who Violet was "caught cheating" with, but then I checked and Hephaestus was chatting with Julian Wilder...which falls under the category of meeting one's in-laws.
Aphrodite's patience with Emmett's whining has worn thin.
Hi nanny!
We don't pay you for that!
We definitely don't pay you to ventrilo-fart the already emotionally fragile spouse, either. :(
No, the fumes did not wreck your hair.
Turns out the nanny hiring was pointless, because even as Emmett heads off to work...
...and the nanny begins her doting care...
We get a chance card. And if anyone knows if there should be ~romance~ in a movie, it would be someone named Aphrodite, am I right?
I AM RIGHT
Which means we get an ecstatic Aphrodite back home to dismiss the nanny.
Yes, you are.
Not another kid!
Sorry.
It's another kid. Am I insane yet?
You can go to bed when you get Deimos aged, promise!
I spy XD eyes and idiocy. It's beautiful!
Emmett could probably really use that hug now.
BARF
I regret this hair, because it gave him five-head, but he wasn't a toddler for that long.
No elf ears, though! Also, looking at this shot makes me vaguely think I remember something about toddler Emmett having an unfortunate profile. Or am I misremembering some other poor toddler male in a legacy other than mine who grew up to be smokin'?
Honey, that part doesn't have fish in it. That's wood.
Well, have fun contemplating.
So easy to please at that age. Before they become Pleasure sims with stupid wants like their father.
Aw, I always am happy when my sims actually get to use their outerwear.
Hephaestus has a little peacoat...
...and Violet gets a hoodie that doesn't look TOO much warmer than her normal cardigan.
No, you can't just leave the finished snowman there without a face!
...he did. And then it melted. Woe.
WHO KEEPS PUTTING THEM IN THEIR CRIB.
I know. It's Emmett. Fucker.
Heph, Aphrodite put him in the high chair for a reason! >_<
I really love this fishtank, Mom!
Yeah, me, too. I needed something else to feed and clean. My days were not full enough before.
Aw, they're bonding!
Aphrodite really does like the fish. Really.
Oh no, Eros looks a little jealous that his mom isn't bonding over his fish with him.
Roderick Payton dropped by, having obviously done something to April Wilder to keep her from making her daily pass.
This is the first time Emmett has cooked, I think!
Oh, that's pretty bad.
For the love of--that kid is in the high chair for a reason. Why you have to mess with him NOW all of a sudden is beyond me.
Woohoo, I got an A!
Good job, son. I know who you got your brains from.
Somehow, I don't think it's from the parent that just put the baby on the floor, honey.
Let the poor kid eat his dinner. Then make him take a shower.
This is like a never-ending pregnancy.
I don't think the kids are ever going to care that the starfish-lamp is getting haunted, sorry.
Well, that's no fun.
Sorry, Ruther. Can't you go, like, play chess with Death or something?
You would think they didn't have a television.
It's amazing how happy a little bit of attention from their mother makes them at this point. And it's only going to get more hectic for her.
Aaaand Anteros had a nightmare that the car was white. Yes, white cars are truly a nightmare. to clean
Don't stick your head in the tank, Violet. It'll confuse the baby.
<3 grandparents
Okay, Emmett's outerwear? Makes sense. Bright yellow rain slicker in the snow? ...not so much.
Dear god, they're both in matching stupid.
Nathan Peet came by when the torch holder was home for once. Wow.
I have way too many kids. I'd like to make some friends outside the family.
Always, in the toilet. It doesn't matter how long they've been a toddler, you think you've escaped this time, they eventually find the toilet.
Aphrodite greets Ana Piper. Now, I made a mistake in an earlier update. I mistakenly said that Haley Peet had almost gotten married to Ruther but it was, in fact, Ana Piper. Look, they're both light-skinned redheads, it's easy to confuse them.
You didn't have to be a bitch. I wanted you in to meet the kid that's aging up to teen!
Oh the joy of childbirth! (Again)
I keep trying~
It's a girl, this time, for something different. Tan skin, blonde hair, Emmett's eyes.
And everyone's impressed. Her name is Tyche, after the goddess of luck.
It's also Anteros's birthday.
D'aw.
This isn't surprising. He's always been a little nerd.
This IS a little surprising. I know they're not from the same family, but they're from the same creator. I would think they'd try to stick together. But no, slapfight all night!
Another bi sim for this family.
I thought he looked sufficiently nerdy in this.
I'll make this easy on you, Heph...put down the baby and go to a bathroom that's not in use. It's easy. You did it for years when I told you to!
He eventually did. And I think Violet actually initiated this time, because this is the first time I've seen them in undies since they aged up...and they match!
Apollo walks in like he's family. Which he is. HI!!
(I'm always excited when this happens...it never happens as often as it should with my spares.)
OH GOD I HAD HER GET PREGNANT AGAIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Apollo has taken a shine to his niece.
It's a little spammy, but there's not much opportunity here...
...because it's her birthday quick.
It's also Deimos's birthday!
LOL Tyche ages up into Deimos's outfit and haircut.
No XD eyes, but elf ears. Why do I have to chooooose?
I think she might have the most unique face out of all of them, though!
Deimos's is pretty unique, too.
Okay, Apollo, it's starting to get a little weird...
OH. Nevermind.
When can you move back in?
If Uncle Apollo babysat the baby all the time, then we could spend more time with Mommy!
WE'LL PAY HIM IN BIRTHDAY CAKE!
On second thought...Tyche looks a wee bit strange. Doesn't she?
Apollo, our new favorite family member!
Da-da!
Oh. Um, where's your uncle?
EMMETT!
That was a very cruel thing to do! That's why I think it was Zoe or Ulric who did it.
I still love Anteros's OCD tendencies. He got that from his dad.
Geez, Emmett, do you like any of your children?
Let's play cops and robbers. I'll shoot you and put you in jail!
Why do I have to be the criminal?
Because I look cuter than you when I do this: "POW!"
NO FAIR!
Seriously, Dad, I have a degree. I think I can do better job-wise than nanny the children of my crazy sister.
Dad, if I won a free boat ride for three, you could totally come along with me and T-Pain!
Come on, you can't even be remotely surprised by this at this point, can you?
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ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 4
Perma-Plat Sims: 2
Shrink Visits: 7
Social Bunny Visits: 1
Fires: 7
Self-Wettings: 6
Pass-Outs: 19
Fights: 16
Deaths: 4
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
Something updated, but it still wasn't much. This is why I say I'm not insane for trying to make the house crazier. I just can't believe Aphrodite hasn't had any multiples yet. I'm sorry if the captions were a little uninspired, but I wanted to get this posted and I'm not feeling too cheery tonight.
Last time, EVERYONE GRADUATED, Aphrodite moved back, got a job in Entertainment and married Emmett Wilder. Emmett's once opportunity to behave sanely was used to get him a Journalism job. Aphrodite's first pregnancy resulted in a son, Anteros. Aphrodite and Emmett both were moderately successful at their jobs, and Violet's moderate success at child-rearing continued with her grandchildren. Anteros became a toddler with stealth elf ears, and Aphrodite's second pregnancy resulted in another son, Eros. Anteros became a well-adjusted child, while Eros became another toddler with elf ears. Aphrodite begun a third pregnancy, which was not without some complications...
OH YEAH AND THE ISBI STATS DID NOT CHANGE.
Heph is all like "SO YOU BURNED BREAKFAST." I'd say give her a little credit, Aphrodite's the only one doing anything around here!
APRIL SERIOUSLY I WANT TO GO FOR VARIETY HERE
I think I love Anteros.
I love how Aphrodite is subtly checking out Emmett's ass while she smustles.
Emmett...isn't doing so well. As a Pleasure sim, he needs to fulfill his crazy minute-point whims on his own, and it just ain't happening.
He tries to put on a happy face in front of people, though.
Suck-up or privileged firstborn?
Privileged firstborn, definitely.
Look, you can't talk smack about your relatives, even after they're gone. They are ghosts and they will HAUNT YOU.
Come on, sometimes they do that for no good reason at all!
It's good to know that all of the newspaper stealers are now related in some way and that it still doesn't stop them!
Almost good parenting here!
I don't think Anteros wants to play with you, Violet.
...don't worry. Violet found someone who DID want to play with her!
POP
And what could possibly make them so happy in their relationship?
Story time!
GEEZ EMMETT, MAN IT UP A BIT
I can see Hephaestus agrees with me.
Anteros is off to school with the most interesting bus driver ever.
That IS Eros passed out, starving, next to a full bottle. Do you feel bad? I hope not...
...Aphrodite tried to feed him this bottle a couple of hours ago.
I think you've done about all you can do, hon.
You would think, heavily pregnant and all, she wouldn't find this fun, but she definitely does!
I finally got some tile up around their pool, but it's too chilly outside to use it. :(
BEHOLD THE SOLUTION TO OUR TODDLER NUTRITION ISSUES
The toddler cannot move or release itself and, when presented with food, there is nothing else for him to do but consume it.
Unfortunately, he seems to eat a tad bit faster than mommy does.
Personally, I think Aphrodite's doing a great job. What's your problem?
See, now you know how to study! Too bad you can't do it autonomously... :(
Okay, who keeps putting the toddler in the crib when there are blankets?
Look, after this, you won't be in a crib again, Eros.
Hmm...he looks quite a bit like Emmett.
I swear, it's like everything that Violet does is carefully calculated to make me say AWWWW...
Eros then proceeded to play the piano ALL NIGHT LONG.
Hey, the playing isn't that bad, Aphrodite...oh, wait a minute...
I keep hitting it, promise.
LOL
I actually don't think we'll have enough time to fulfill it, with all these single births. Even if we wanted to!
What's up?
Just going through labor. Again.
Another boy, with light-toned skin, red hair, and Emmett's blue eyes. His name is Deimos. God of Dread.
Boy, I'd hate to see what she'd look like doing this if she didn't LIKE kids.
Don't look so thrilled at your un-burnt breakfast, boys. UNGRATEFUL WRETCHES.
Good job, Emmett. That's the bottle she just fed to the baby. Except it wasn't spoiled when Aphrodite did it.
Did we really have to get married right away?
Yes? You are my perfect match, which means we had to get married!
Well, if ACR won't do it...
...I will.
Daddy has really big issues right now, Anteros. I'm sure he's actually really proud of you.
I'm actually glad when I see Violet's got a baby. It usually means shit is getting done. This time, she was on her way to change the diaper before the kid even filled it. That takes SKILLS.
Then, I noticed Eros was wanting a goldfish. And I realized, no maid on the Randolph lot means that there wasn't a maid to get caught in a never-ending loop of aquarium cleaning!
We'll see how long it takes me to get sick of this.
:D
I don't know if she's congratulating him in general, or sarcastically congratulating him for actually hitting the milestone with someone besides her.
SUPER GRANDMA
At first I was all O_O, because Julian Amore was who Violet was "caught cheating" with, but then I checked and Hephaestus was chatting with Julian Wilder...which falls under the category of meeting one's in-laws.
Aphrodite's patience with Emmett's whining has worn thin.
Hi nanny!
We don't pay you for that!
We definitely don't pay you to ventrilo-fart the already emotionally fragile spouse, either. :(
No, the fumes did not wreck your hair.
Turns out the nanny hiring was pointless, because even as Emmett heads off to work...
...and the nanny begins her doting care...
We get a chance card. And if anyone knows if there should be ~romance~ in a movie, it would be someone named Aphrodite, am I right?
I AM RIGHT
Which means we get an ecstatic Aphrodite back home to dismiss the nanny.
Yes, you are.
Not another kid!
Sorry.
It's another kid. Am I insane yet?
You can go to bed when you get Deimos aged, promise!
I spy XD eyes and idiocy. It's beautiful!
Emmett could probably really use that hug now.
BARF
I regret this hair, because it gave him five-head, but he wasn't a toddler for that long.
No elf ears, though! Also, looking at this shot makes me vaguely think I remember something about toddler Emmett having an unfortunate profile. Or am I misremembering some other poor toddler male in a legacy other than mine who grew up to be smokin'?
Honey, that part doesn't have fish in it. That's wood.
Well, have fun contemplating.
So easy to please at that age. Before they become Pleasure sims with stupid wants like their father.
Aw, I always am happy when my sims actually get to use their outerwear.
Hephaestus has a little peacoat...
...and Violet gets a hoodie that doesn't look TOO much warmer than her normal cardigan.
No, you can't just leave the finished snowman there without a face!
...he did. And then it melted. Woe.
WHO KEEPS PUTTING THEM IN THEIR CRIB.
I know. It's Emmett. Fucker.
Heph, Aphrodite put him in the high chair for a reason! >_<
I really love this fishtank, Mom!
Yeah, me, too. I needed something else to feed and clean. My days were not full enough before.
Aw, they're bonding!
Aphrodite really does like the fish. Really.
Oh no, Eros looks a little jealous that his mom isn't bonding over his fish with him.
Roderick Payton dropped by, having obviously done something to April Wilder to keep her from making her daily pass.
This is the first time Emmett has cooked, I think!
Oh, that's pretty bad.
For the love of--that kid is in the high chair for a reason. Why you have to mess with him NOW all of a sudden is beyond me.
Woohoo, I got an A!
Good job, son. I know who you got your brains from.
Somehow, I don't think it's from the parent that just put the baby on the floor, honey.
Let the poor kid eat his dinner. Then make him take a shower.
This is like a never-ending pregnancy.
I don't think the kids are ever going to care that the starfish-lamp is getting haunted, sorry.
Well, that's no fun.
Sorry, Ruther. Can't you go, like, play chess with Death or something?
You would think they didn't have a television.
It's amazing how happy a little bit of attention from their mother makes them at this point. And it's only going to get more hectic for her.
Aaaand Anteros had a nightmare that the car was white. Yes, white cars are truly a nightmare. to clean
Don't stick your head in the tank, Violet. It'll confuse the baby.
<3 grandparents
Okay, Emmett's outerwear? Makes sense. Bright yellow rain slicker in the snow? ...not so much.
Dear god, they're both in matching stupid.
Nathan Peet came by when the torch holder was home for once. Wow.
I have way too many kids. I'd like to make some friends outside the family.
Always, in the toilet. It doesn't matter how long they've been a toddler, you think you've escaped this time, they eventually find the toilet.
Aphrodite greets Ana Piper. Now, I made a mistake in an earlier update. I mistakenly said that Haley Peet had almost gotten married to Ruther but it was, in fact, Ana Piper. Look, they're both light-skinned redheads, it's easy to confuse them.
You didn't have to be a bitch. I wanted you in to meet the kid that's aging up to teen!
Oh the joy of childbirth! (Again)
I keep trying~
It's a girl, this time, for something different. Tan skin, blonde hair, Emmett's eyes.
And everyone's impressed. Her name is Tyche, after the goddess of luck.
It's also Anteros's birthday.
D'aw.
This isn't surprising. He's always been a little nerd.
This IS a little surprising. I know they're not from the same family, but they're from the same creator. I would think they'd try to stick together. But no, slapfight all night!
Another bi sim for this family.
I thought he looked sufficiently nerdy in this.
I'll make this easy on you, Heph...put down the baby and go to a bathroom that's not in use. It's easy. You did it for years when I told you to!
He eventually did. And I think Violet actually initiated this time, because this is the first time I've seen them in undies since they aged up...and they match!
Apollo walks in like he's family. Which he is. HI!!
(I'm always excited when this happens...it never happens as often as it should with my spares.)
OH GOD I HAD HER GET PREGNANT AGAIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Apollo has taken a shine to his niece.
It's a little spammy, but there's not much opportunity here...
...because it's her birthday quick.
It's also Deimos's birthday!
LOL Tyche ages up into Deimos's outfit and haircut.
No XD eyes, but elf ears. Why do I have to chooooose?
I think she might have the most unique face out of all of them, though!
Deimos's is pretty unique, too.
Okay, Apollo, it's starting to get a little weird...
OH. Nevermind.
When can you move back in?
If Uncle Apollo babysat the baby all the time, then we could spend more time with Mommy!
WE'LL PAY HIM IN BIRTHDAY CAKE!
On second thought...Tyche looks a wee bit strange. Doesn't she?
Apollo, our new favorite family member!
Da-da!
Oh. Um, where's your uncle?
EMMETT!
That was a very cruel thing to do! That's why I think it was Zoe or Ulric who did it.
I still love Anteros's OCD tendencies. He got that from his dad.
Geez, Emmett, do you like any of your children?
Let's play cops and robbers. I'll shoot you and put you in jail!
Why do I have to be the criminal?
Because I look cuter than you when I do this: "POW!"
NO FAIR!
Seriously, Dad, I have a degree. I think I can do better job-wise than nanny the children of my crazy sister.
Dad, if I won a free boat ride for three, you could totally come along with me and T-Pain!
Come on, you can't even be remotely surprised by this at this point, can you?
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ISBI STAT TIME~
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 4
Perma-Plat Sims: 2
Shrink Visits: 7
Social Bunny Visits: 1
Fires: 7
Self-Wettings: 6
Pass-Outs: 19
Fights: 16
Deaths: 4
Social Worker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
Something updated, but it still wasn't much. This is why I say I'm not insane for trying to make the house crazier. I just can't believe Aphrodite hasn't had any multiples yet. I'm sorry if the captions were a little uninspired, but I wanted to get this posted and I'm not feeling too cheery tonight.