so, apparently a judge in the UK doesn't know what a web site is.

with judges like this, and senators like Alaska's Ted Stevens ("the internet not a big truck, it is a series of tubes"), is it any wonder that technology continues to baffle our government and elected representatives? (if you don't know what i'm talking about, go to my January 19th ( Read more... )

me: "abby, stop dilly-dallying! you know, the longer you just lay on the ground instead of putting on your jacket, the longer it'll be before we can go outside and play in the snow..."

abigail_m: "eat the booger!" *sticks out her finger with a booger she picked*

... "eat it!"

poeticdream: "okay, you've got dinner under control. now i'm gonna go in the living room, get naked, drink beer, scratch my cunt and write my essay about what it means to be a woman."

abby, running around the apartment with her arms stretched forward: "i'm being a bluebird!"

"i'm being a bluebird!" *smiles and looks out the window with her arms forward like superman*

EDIT: now she's being a caterpillar. according to her, caterpillars run around. yeah.

1. whenever someone farts she says "farting!" really loudly.
   
2. whenever someone burps she says "mazeltov!" (she picked this up from poeticdream and me).
   
3. she tells things to "get out!" and "shoo!" when she doesn't like where they are or what they are doing.
   
4. now whenever she wants to go do something she says "hey ho let's go *insert thing here*". she's a punk rawk ( Read more... )

i'm sure you've all seen senator Ted Stevens' roast on the daily show. in case you haven't, check it, really. okay, now...

• the good senator set to a techno song on youtube,
  
• a funny 404-tubes not found page on ytmnd.com (nice background sound),
  
• and finally, another techno dance remix of herr senator's soundbytes on ytmnd.

i want my own personal ( Read more... )

speedwell is too goddamned fat.

he's lying on his backside twisting back and forth, licking the parts of himself that he's able to reach. sadly for him, he cannot reach very much of his body, say, past his elbows. it is, however, very very comical to those of us that live with him.

abby likes the word "bunghole".

now and then she will giggle and poke her butt and say "i found my bunghole!"

so, i'm in photoshop, working on blue screen of death type illustrations for a business card, installing various windows/dos fixedsys-like fonts, and something sublime and wonderful happens. keep in mind that photoshop, like, never crashes, ever. now that i have seen the raw face of irony, i will crawl back into bed.

Stranger than Fiction is a new movie with a familiar premise: that the protagonist finds himself the subject of a story, and, disagreeing with the narrator, attempts to influence her narration. It might be said to belong to the magic realism genre, in that no attempt is made to explain the inexplicable (a man hearing his life narrated by a voice ( Read more... )