poeticdream:
"you know, I'm grossly undercaffinated
so grossly in fact that it took may hits to find the g
and then, while I was finding the g
I found the s
and thought "oh, I should save that, I'll need it soon"
zzzzz

poeticdream sidles up behind me, kisses me on the neck and in a sultry manner declares: "you are my chef du jour..."
me, confused: "uh, I'm your chef of the day??"
robin: "ohhhh, that's what that means?"

poeticdream is no longer using livejournal. She started using it before I did, back in 2001. She has almost 3000 posts (I have slightly less than half that number, despite having had mine almost as long). She's writing in a paper journal now, as she often has. Why? SUP, since they have bought Livejournal have reversed previous SixApart and LJ practices ( Read more... )

poeticdream: "I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want some coffee?"
abigail_m: "No, I don't like coffee!"
Robin: "Why not?"
Abby: "Because it's too caffeinated."

me: "I have pizza, yes I do. I like pizza, how about you?"
abigail_m: "I do!"
me: "that rhymes!"
poeticdream: "woohoo!"
me: "that does too!"

as my facebook update says: "Kim is at the high school but his show is also live on the radio. how is this possible? discuss."

my dearest thanks to the lovely poeticdream, who right now is guest-hosting my show on WRFR since I had to make up time at work. I love you babe, and today you truly are "the voice of WRFR" (how many hours have you been there today ( Read more... )

GLUTEN LOG.

this post is brought to you by abigail_m, poeticdream, sleep-deprivation, and wheat hamburger buns shaped like phalli.

(abby, just now: "freakin' turn off the light, dude!")

poeticdream: "okay, you've got dinner under control. now i'm gonna go in the living room, get naked, drink beer, scratch my cunt and write my essay about what it means to be a woman."

robin: "next year, we'll get a real menonnukhah!"
me: "a what?"
robin: "a menonnukhah!"

Poll define it!

abigail_m: "boob! boob! booby booby boob! momma, boob!..."
me: "you know, we can never tell abby she's a broken record because she's never seen a record"
poeticdream: 'we can say "you're like a skipping cd!' no, wait, we don't listen to cds... i know: 'you're like a poorly-encoded mp3!'"