ridiculicious

oh I miss you

ridiculicious Jul 04, 2013 22:30

Holy cannoli! It's been forever since I wrote here. But I'm writing on my phone. Full detail tomorrow. Boy do I miss it here.

the clapp

When the Mayor (my dog) and I go on walks in Cabbagetown, we have a little routine. First we go up the hill from my house and pass the white trash house on the right where I pick up the trash they've thrown on the ground and put it in the garbage that they can't seem to hit through their meth haze. I then secretly think about burning down their ( Read more... )

Screening came back normal!

ridiculicious Feb 10, 2011 11:47

Whee! Doctor said I had the results of 20 year old. They do it as a risk. So the risk for downs was 1-3500 and the risk for the two other chromosomal disorders was 1- 2500. So I'm not going to go for the amnio or CVS which is super scary and miscarriage causing. Go me! One more week and I'm out of the first trimester. You know what this means? I'm ( Read more... )

Odd?

ridiculicious Jun 10, 2008 00:26

Here was the weirdest thing that happened today: I took an art class from a painter with Parkenson's and she told me to color in the lines. But she couldn't.

The next second odd thing was a guy who waved a towel at me on the Freeway trying to get me to stop. No! Uh-uh. I won't fall for the old waving a towell trick. That's just asking for rape.

Twitter?

ridiculicious Apr 04, 2008 12:19

Is anyone here on Twitter. I'm ridiculicious of course. Follow me. www.twitter.com (for those of you who need to get on).

Sobriety

ridiculicious Jan 27, 2008 10:29

I was completely sober last night. Now I know what a cold sweat is like.

I brought two girlfriends with me to the first stop - a neighborhood mixer. We entered the cramped house and a short, fat gay guy walked right up to me and asked if I smoked. I looked down at my purse where my cigarettes were poking out. I was obligated to give him one. ( Read more... )

A One-Legged Effeminate Cyclist

ridiculicious Nov 25, 2007 10:55

We've had a rather serious crime spree in Cabbagetown, Georgia. So far, just about everyone has had something to say about it on the neighborhood website. Reading my neighbors' comments has me even more convinced I'm living in an alternate universe.

For example, Troy, the gay hotel designer with his own name tattooed on his back (so his boyfriends ( Read more... )

Hearing Things

ridiculicious Nov 11, 2007 13:35

Here is what I didn't hear last night: someone breaking in my car; my neighbor's alarm going off for hours; and the police knocking on my door.

A couple of months ago, I got super sick and lost my hearing in one ear. Since then, I hear nothing but the ocean in my right ear. This has some advantages. Ear plugs for concerts last twice as long ( Read more... )

I Do Not Have Ants in My Pants

ridiculicious Jul 31, 2007 14:47

So today, the pest control guy finally came to spray for the millions of ants that have been crawling out of such places as the sink and the dishwasher. The guy looked just like he stepped out of a William Bourroughs' novel. I suppose you can't really have a normal pest control guy, but this guy was downright spooky.

He arrived with his " ( Read more... )

Please at least tell us what it's for!

ridiculicious Jul 30, 2007 13:54

Someone just put this on our neighborhood list serv:

Hi!

If anyone has a suit of armor I can borrow, I would be much obliged.

Sincerely,

XXXX.

In response I wrote:

You can borrow mine, but it's a size small and you have to dry-clean it when you are done.

Thanks,

Ridiculcious