A One-Legged Effeminate Cyclist

[ridiculicious]

We've had a rather serious crime spree in Cabbagetown, Georgia.  So far, just about everyone has had something to say about it on the neighborhood website.  Reading my neighbors' comments has me even more convinced I'm living in an alternate universe.

For example, Troy, the gay hotel designer with his own name tattooed on his back (so his boyfriends

Comments

[anne_jumps]

Hmm. Something about the coding in this entry has made my friends page all wacky.
That aside, it was funny.

Ah, now it's fixed. Huzzah. Carry on.

[braddotcom]

Thisd is hilarious. But did you just edit out the part about Troy telling you why he has his name on his back? You should put that back in...

[the_pilchard]

I hate when an effeminate one-legged tree comes out of the woods and steals my catalytic converter...

[jvmatucha]

There's a crimewatch "community" in my neighborhood, and they run around posting up flyers everywhere if there's ever any kind of break ins. Some cars were "broken" into, where glove compartment contents were removed and strewn about the interiors. Nothing was even stolen, but that didn't stop a few bored housewives from freaking out as if we had a serial killer in the neighborhood.

Of course, loose thieves are always good reasons to light up a fatty, right?

It always helps stoners to give them altruistic reasons to light up, even if the coreleations make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Hey, that's why they call it 'dope'!.