ive been on-line for 2 hours and on the phones and every price quote i get for a 4-day flight that's more than a month away is $400.
can you say: RE-motherfucking-TARDED!!!!!!

why are the mechanical birdies doing this to me?
i want boston and toronto to make love.
they are playing hard to get.
i hate that shit.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh

you're not allowed to make fun of other people's ethnicity unless you can take it about yourself.

what the fuck?it reminds of chris rock: "shit man, the only thing scarier than thugged out black people is REAL white trash ( Read more... )

i got let's do lunch'd today ( Read more... )

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marissa is a lesbian?
WHA!?!?!?
how long have i not seen this show?

i got rid of my cold on thursday and last night, i picked up a new one.
fucking awesome.
ive also grown two gigantico sized zits.
one on my upper lip, that i'm calling cindy.

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oh.my.god.
shoes that are pencils?

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can i wear white shoes now ( Read more... )

I have stale Listerine breath ( Read more... )