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i got let's do lunch'd today.
does this make me yuppy trash?
i ran into joanne in the elevator. she went to high school with me and grade school.
we took the bus to school together and she had this shitty chinese knapsack--remember this was the 80s WAAAAAAY before chinese cartoons were pop culture cool. therefore, her knapsack was a sign of her loserdom but i still befriended her only because her mom gave her ketchup chips.
one day, when we were riding on the bus, i reached into her loser knapsack and stole her fucking potato chips right in front of her face!!!
how fucking ninja is that shit?
but seriously.
i havent forgiven myself since. who the fuck steals potato chips? i mean, my parents never had food stamps growing up, so what was my damage, anyway?
but you know what?
i never had ketchup chips that tasted better than the ones i stole from joanne's knapsack.
i wonder if i should tell her this little anecdote while we "do lunch"....i think we all know what the bigger question is here: i wonder if her mom STILL packs those ketchup chips for her.
oh and GET THIS!!!
joanne is 2 years younger than me and she's a FANCY SHMANCY financial analyst. she went back to my high school earlier in the year and did a career fair.
WHAT THE EFF???
is she old enough to be doing career fairs?
shit.
am i old enough to be doing career fairs?
grossss.
oh and what is up with me running into 139083473981473 people from old school?
i guess going to 6 different schools growing up has really paid off for me socially.
oh and i'm SO doing lunch with her.
cant talk gotta call melis and le'ah FUCKING sheets
does this make me yuppy trash?
i ran into joanne in the elevator. she went to high school with me and grade school.
we took the bus to school together and she had this shitty chinese knapsack--remember this was the 80s WAAAAAAY before chinese cartoons were pop culture cool. therefore, her knapsack was a sign of her loserdom but i still befriended her only because her mom gave her ketchup chips.
one day, when we were riding on the bus, i reached into her loser knapsack and stole her fucking potato chips right in front of her face!!!
how fucking ninja is that shit?
but seriously.
i havent forgiven myself since. who the fuck steals potato chips? i mean, my parents never had food stamps growing up, so what was my damage, anyway?
but you know what?
i never had ketchup chips that tasted better than the ones i stole from joanne's knapsack.
i wonder if i should tell her this little anecdote while we "do lunch"....i think we all know what the bigger question is here: i wonder if her mom STILL packs those ketchup chips for her.
oh and GET THIS!!!
joanne is 2 years younger than me and she's a FANCY SHMANCY financial analyst. she went back to my high school earlier in the year and did a career fair.
WHAT THE EFF???
is she old enough to be doing career fairs?
shit.
am i old enough to be doing career fairs?
grossss.
oh and what is up with me running into 139083473981473 people from old school?
i guess going to 6 different schools growing up has really paid off for me socially.
oh and i'm SO doing lunch with her.
cant talk gotta call melis and le'ah FUCKING sheets