i got rid of my cold on thursday and last night, i picked up a new one.
fucking awesome.
ive also grown two gigantico sized zits.
one on my upper lip, that i'm calling cindy.
one of my chin, that i'm calling sarah-jessica
that makes me 50% crawford - 50% parker and 100% Fugly.
fuck. will someone inject beef hormones into my immune system, already